Thursday, February 23, 2012

Proof I've Actually Been Doing Something...

Pretty sure this means you have to call me Master.

Thursday, February 16, 2012


What up Mother Effahs!!!??


Hi Booger face.

That was singular, booger face.

No booger faces here, there's nothing plural when it comes to readers of this poor excuse of a blog.

Hi mom.

Who am I kidding, my mom doesn't read my blog. Which is why I thought it's time to dust off the cobwebs, open the windows and get some action up in hee-ah!

A ton of shit has gone down and I'm sure I have a lot to say but right now I just wanted to introduce you to someone:

My brand new darling tiny-toed nephew!

Put your legs up against the bathroom stalls and brace yourself folks, you're about to experience cuteness overload.

Liam Cole was born February 11th. He was 8 days early which couldn't be early enough!

It's so hard to believe that this:

Came out of this:

Right? Some human being just crawled out of my sister's belly all wiggly, snuggly and tearin people's hearts out of their chest and shit.

Child birth is crazy.

And like the best thing ever.

And seriously? Seriously Liam, what's with all the hair? You've got more hair than me.

I've been sick but I couldn't let that keep me & Mike away from this little heart breaker!

Stay with me folks, I know you're feelin the buz right now.

Hello? Hair?

Okay, now that you are totally drunk on infant adorableness my job here is done.

Don't drive drunk and shit.