Monday, July 30, 2012

Baby Liam

Liam is the happiest baby ever.


Seriously, he'll laugh at anything ...


Even my dad's awful "Dad Jokes".


And that my friends, is the ultimate sign of happiness!



Tuesday, July 10, 2012

No Matter What . . .


The Beer Fest in Idaho was exactly how I imagined it.  A bunch of unattractive people stumbling around with only one goal in mind: 


Drink As Much Beer As You Possibly Can.
No Matter What!


No matter if you can no longer see, let alone walk straight.




No matter if you've puked up all the beer and pretzels you've eaten. That just gives you room for more beer.


No matter if the port-a-potty has become your permanent residence.





No matter if you've lost your beer cup, I'm sure there are plenty in the trash can you can dig out.


No matter if you have already passed out on the grass, someone should be making sure your cup is full.


No matter if you are so drunk that you start posing in other people's photographs.


(We still have no idea who that bald dude is in the back)


No matter if you feel like you must hold onto the grass in order not to fall off the earth.


No matter if every person you see has an exact twin.
 

(Ok, check out how creepy Lin's zombie hand is. Her hand looks dead!)


No matter if you can't win an argument you've been having with that tent pole all day.


No matter if the beer cup keeps missing your mouth.




And especially no matter if you're not as think you drunk I am! 



(From left to right:  Shauna's mom's beer, Shauna's mom, Lin, Shauna's beer, Shauna, Lindee's beer, my beer, and me!)
  


(Lindee's hand looking a little less zombie-ish)


But seriously.  Good effin times yo!  People are insane when there is all-you-can-drink beer at stake!  At some point during the day, Mike and I were standing under the tent when I felt someone grab my butt.  As soon as I turn around to see who it was I get a nice hard squeeze to the boob!  I look up and there is this chick standing there smiling and not wasting one other second, she does the same to Mike!


Yeah, we both got groped by the same chick.  Apparently she had made it her goal to grab 300 booties and 600 boobies that day.


Hey, who are we to stand in her way?


After the fest was over, the wait for the bus back to the hotel was taking forever so we stuffed ourselves in a cab with a bunch of other drunks.  And of course Mike just happens to know these people in the cab.  I swear he knows someone EVERYWHERE we go!


(Cab ride back to the hotel)


After everyone had a much needed nap, we headed to dinner.




The weekend turned out great. (Much better than a stupid graduation ceremony!)  It was me & Mike, Lin & Lance, and below is Lin's bro- and sis-in-law:





And for some reason whenever there is drinking involved, I tend to start force feeding those around me.  If you scroll up a bit, you will find a similar picture with me feeding Mike...




 But she loves it.




And we'll definitely be going back next year!

Thursday, June 28, 2012

Wednesday, June 6, 2012

Stick a Pin in that Shit!

This past weekend was a blast!  But before I get to the fun part of my weekend, here's a bit of the boring part....


My graduation pinning ceremony. 







What's a pinning ceremony you ask?  I have no idea but I went.   


And I got pinned. 


With this.



 


What is this pin for you ask? I have no idea, but I think that wearing the pin actually makes you stupider (See?  I don't even use real words now!).




Mike decided to actually pin the stupid thing on me and ever since, my brain has the dumb. Or maybe it was just because I was sitting next to Lindee.






Her blondness could have somehow floated out her ear and settled into my brain.  I'm better now, but didn't want to take any chances so I gave my pin to Mr. Moose the Miner here. 






He's an accountant too.  Obviously.




Anyway.....oh yes, this pinning ceremony.... 


I graduated in December but of course they only have one ceremony a year for all graduates which is why I am just now getting pinned.  I have to say, a graduation pinning ceremony is ten times better than a regular cap and gown graduation ceremony.  Pretty sure they don't serve wine during the comencement!


Which you think would be the reason why I skipped out on going to my cap and gown ceremony the next day but no, I had more important things to do. 


Yes, a much more significant event required my attendance ...

 

 



BEER FEST! !


... More to come ...

Tuesday, May 22, 2012

My Memories Winner! ! !

Thanks to everyone for entering my little giveaway for My Memories Digital Scrapbooking Software


Ready to find out who the winner is?


Yeah me too.





And the winner is entry #11 which was Stephanie from Auburn Soul Photography!


I've known Steph since elementary!  She is an amazing photographer and she took pics of my sister's fam last year.  They were amazing!


Coincidence?  I think not!


Congrats Steph!!!

And for the rest of you losers, you can buy it at a discount!  Just click on the banner below and enter this code to get $10 off and $10 worth of awesome digi stuff!


It will make you feel better I promise.


Coupon Code: STMMMS43998


Monday, May 21, 2012

Last Day for Free Stuff !

Today is the last day you can enter to win the Digital Scrapbooking Software!


Click HERE to enter.


And if you want to buy it, click on the banner below and enter this code to get $10 off and $10 worth of awesome digi stuff!


Coupon Code: STMMMS43998


Tuesday, May 15, 2012

My Memories Suite Giveaway (Free Stuff!!)

As promised, it's giveaway time!  Time for you to get free stuff, who doesn't want free stuff right??


Especially when it's freaking awesome free stuff.  So what's up for grabs??  A super easy (even for this blonde) digital scrap booking software called My Memories Suite




 
How do I know it's super easy and super amazing?  Because I tested it out for ya.  (And let's be honest here, I got it for free so why wouldn't I test it out right?)  But if you know me, you know that I would never lead you astray, NEVER.  So just trust me, this software rocks.
 
If you have been thinking about taking your scrapbooking into the digital world, now is the time.  This post is a sign from the big guy upstairs that you need to start right now!  Don't be scured guys, the software doesn't bite I promise.
 
Of course I have to share a little creation I made using the software.  I found this picture of lil sis when she was a baby Michelin man and had to share it!
 
Check this out:
 
 
 
Yes.  That's my lil sis!  Seeing that picture made me realize how much Liam looks like Lindee as a baby so I just swapped out the pics and added baby Liam.  It took all of .05 seconds.

 
 
 
 
Oh my god are you dying?  I want to eat those cheekies!!

And here is an example of a template from My Memories Suite.  Notice how much better the design is on this one?  Yeah, I need more practice....


 
 
But back to the scrapbooking software, let's get to the contest shall we?  The software is normally $39.97 but you have a chance to get it FOR FREE.  Yes there are rules, but only because I want you to go checkout MyMemories.com and all their other social feeds and crap like that.  You know how this works, here are the rules:

1.  First Entry:  Leave me a comment.  That's all.

2. Second Entry:  Visit MyMemories and check out their template designs, if you find a favorite, leave me a comment below letting me know.

3. Third Entry:  Follow My Memories Blog and leave me a comment telling me you did so.

4. Fourth Entry:  Like My Memories Facebook and leave me a comment telling me you did so.

5. Fifth Entry:  Follow My Memories Twitter and leave me a comment telling me you did so.

6. Sixth Entry:  Follow my blog and leave me a comment telling me you did so.


You don't have to have a Blogger account to enter, just make sure you leave me your email address in your comment.



Now, for anyone who just can't wait, you can purchase the software with my super duper top secret code: 


Coupon Code: STMMMS43998


Just go click on the coupon below and enter the coupon code above to get a $10 discount off the purchase of the software AND a $10 coupon for MyMemories Store.



That's 20 bucks for you guys!





Now get entering to win!  Go ahead, just click that little comments link below....OR ELSE.

Thursday, May 10, 2012

You Remind Me of the Babe . . .

Just lettin you know I'm gonna be having some awesome giveaways next week so you better tune in on Monday to enter.


Enter or else...






No joke.

Thursday, May 3, 2012

Mean Face

Why must he always pose with the mean face?


 




I love the shit outta that mean face!


Tuesday, May 1, 2012

Fur, Tuft, Mane, Mop, Whiskers, & Fluff

It was time.


Definitely time for Gus's annual summer haircut.


My house was filling up with hair.  Hair that began accumulating to create whole new dogs within hours.


Hours!


This little puppy was created in just 5 minutes:




It was like the Gremlins except Gus didn't have to get wet to create new fur ball dogs and he didn't turn into an ugly hairless creature with beady red eyes and shark teeth.


(However I did see one with a cigarette in his mouth.  Please don't tell my landlord.)




So we took him into the groomer lady and she shaved him down. He went from being our massive furry mountain dog....




To our skinny little puppy dog.




Mike and I picked him up a stuffed frog on the way home from the groomer as a little reward.





It's always shocking the first time I see him. But, he looked a lot better than last time.   I didn't even cry.






And neither did Gus.

Wednesday, April 18, 2012

Potty Mouth

Every now and then I will get an email from different businesses or other bloggers who want to do advertising on my blog or have me write a review about their product. Normally it's for products like sex toys romantic candles, and awesome hand bags, but I've never received a request like the one I received this morning.


I open my email to find the following message:



Dear Pooba Editor,

I came across your blog while looking for people who have talked about pooping and wanted to reach out to see if you were interested in sharing a graphic my creative team and I designed.


If you're interested - I'd love to connect.

Thanks!
XXXX XXXX




"Looking for people who talk about POOPING"


Do I really talk about poop that much? I thought I'd do a search for the word Poop on my blog to see if this guy was just talking out his ass.


I started listing these all so important pooping posts below but realized it is a never ending list. So I stopped at 14.






Am I really spending this much time linking up blog posts that talk about poop?


Yes. Yes I am.



Shit Happens Oct 20, 2010
When my apartment flooded with shit,


Aunt Kellah Must Have Extra Soft Carpet March 15, 2009
Logan poops on my carpet.





Smokes
Nov 24 2008
All about cat poop


At Least I Never Turned Into The Old Cat Lady. I Could Never Afford That Kind Of Lifestyle Anyway. Nov 6, 2009
More complaining about cat poop.





Is It Over Yet? Please Tell Me it's Over Now Apr 11, 2011
Where I simply mention that I look like I'm pooping in the photo. (Does that even count?)





A Child Was Born, The World Rejoiced, And There Was Peace Throughout The Land July 15, 2009
Where I share an embarrassing story about a bird pooping on my head.





What's Worse Feb 9, 2009
Where I question what's worse, cleaning up dog poop or cleaning up after a kid?


Nursing Is Not Just For Mommies Sep 17, 2009
Where I reference Tori Spelling when a friend's baby girl experiences PUTP (Poop Up The Puss)





Pake Lowell Aug 3, 2009
Where I experience my first fish pooping experience.


Pooba's Guide to Surviving Your Colonoscopy Jan 22, 2010
Where I share my advice on getting a colonoscopy.





Diaper Drama! Oct 10, 2008
Where I share my first childhood memory of pooping in my dipaer.





My Fantasy Footballs Sep 2, 2009
Where I talk about the football cookies that more resembled poop than footballs.





The Grand Pooba Cast June 1, 2008
Where I mention my pets and their poop.





I Think It Was Father's Day Jun 22, 2009
Where I again mention Logan pooping on my carpet.






Now if I do a search on the word "shit" I'm pretty sure 99% of my posts will pop up.


Holy Shit do I have a Potty Blog??

Friday, April 13, 2012

Eff The Instructions




The instructions specifically said "DO NOT RUB IN".









I should have rubbed it in.