A Drunken Happy Thanksgiving Christmas

So I have no pics from Christmas. And maybe like 2 from New Years but hey, I've got plenty of pics from Thanksgiving! So lets all play make-believe and pretend these pics are from Christmas. What a great idea!


My second Thanksgiving Christmas was with my crazy fam. It's always a good time.


See all the happy faces?











Yeah, my siblings get pretty excited over the Holidays. I mean look at baby sis and her boyfriend:

Don't let that picture fool you, this is what they looked like just 2 seconds before I forced them to pretend that they liked each other:





Yeah, someone needed a drink!





Yeah right. Turns out my baby sis thinks that everyone who drinks is an idiot. So this champagne, of which millions of people drink for the holidays all over the world, is some sort of magic idiot potion.


I don't know how our world has survived with so many idiots running the country. Just think about all the corporate executives, presidents, religious leaders, and toddlers who run around drunk all the time!


What has this world come to?


Case in point, check out these idiots:






It's okay, even though my baby sis thinks I'm an idiot, I still love her.


I think.





However I'm not so sure 'bout Lindee...








She was obviously drunk in that picture...


So other than all the drunken idiots at our little Thanksgiving Christmas party, it was pretty fun. Everyone was there, even my long lost niece and nephew!





Aren't they cute? (Pay no attention to the huge Ram head hanging on the wall in the background. After Gary moved in all these dead animals started showing up all over the walls and the floor!


Interesting...





Well, dead and alive animals...some bigger than others...





Oh, and the newly weds were there of course. I finally have their wedding pics ready so I will be posting those soon! It's only like 4 months late. Whatever.





Isn't this the cutest pic ever??





Here's a pic of all the girls! My sis-in-law, me, baby sis & lil sis.





Now trying to get a nice pic of me and my dad was a little difficult with drunken Lindee jumping in the picture all the time! (Because we're all drunken idiots remember?)








Speaking of drinking...





And check out Brolan, he's runnin off with the wine bottles! Like father like son right? God I sure hope not.








(I'm not bitter at all about my family's view that alcohol is evil and everyone who consumes just a tiny drop is a drunken idiot. Not bitter at all.)


It was a great Thanksgiving Christmas!

I'm Not Even Gonna Put Thanksgiving In The Title Of This Post Because It Is Way Too Late To Be Posting About Thanksgiving.

Yeah, I'm writing about Thanksgiving so what? It was only last year.


Whatever.


I got to have two Thanksgivings this year so now I'm twice as fat and will have to double the amount of excersize I do. Which is zero so I guess that doesn't really change. Thank God zero plus zero is zero.


No wonder I love math!


So Thanksgiving number one was at a friends house in Park City. Well, it was actually at a hotel and we didn't actually start eating dinner until midnight so technically it wasn't Thanksgiving Day. But it was hella fun!


This is Jake and his girlfriend who put on the whole Thanksgiving Shindig. Yes, they are wearing some sort of furry pajamas over their swimsuits. Had I known it was going to be a pajama party I would have worn my onsie!





Waiting for Thanksgiving dinner we had plenty of entertainment! Everyone had gone swimming earlier which is why they are all wet and ugly. Ok, just wet, not ugly.


At least most of them...






Don't ask....











We actually ate the dinner in one of the conference rooms in the hotel. We felt like we were in Alice in Wonderland with the Mad Hatter's chair at the head of the table.


Bad ass right?











We even went around the table and each of us told what we were thankful for. Yep, like a real thanksgiving, we don't eff around folks.


What was I thankful for?

WINE!

(Oh, and friends and family too. Pretty sure I included those. )





And finally, proof that dinner was a success:





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Another Round of Thanks But No Thanks!

Last Thanksgiving while everyone was expressing what they were thankful for, I was expressing what I was NOT thankful for and now that the time of year is here again, I thought I'd add to my list!




So the following is a list of things that I am NOT thankful for:


Fake yawns to end a conversation.




People who flush swiffer pads down the toilet.





Those damn seals on new CD cases that are impossible to remove in one peice.





When someone holds the door open for you when you are like 10 feet away so you feel like you have to run so they can let go of the door.





Short bathroom stalls (Hello North Layton Jr High?!)





People who steal my friend's ipod from his car when it's parked in my driveway.


Bumper stickers that are too small to read.





The snow.


My rear wheel drive car.


My rear wheel drive car in the snow.





Couples who share an email address or facebook page.


MySpace





Loud breathers.


Dentists who ask you questions while their hands are in your mouth.





The fact that healthy food is always more expensive than junk food.


My legs.


Short tables.


My legs that don't fit under short tables.


Whiteheads.






Finding other people's pube hairs. Anywhere.





Creepy 50 year old men hitting on you.





Creepy 50 year old neighbors hitting on you.


Mom's who give their kids a mullet when they are too young to know any better.





What are YOU not thankful for?