Tuesday, August 30, 2011

Excuse Me . . . . . No, Not Like That. . . . .

No I didn't fart. Or burp. At least not right now....

I meant excuse me for my absence I have been in Seattle with this handsome dude...

...and now I am headed to Toronto once again for work.

So, please excuse me.


Monday, August 15, 2011

Somebody's Been Gettin It On...



Thursday, August 4, 2011

Look Who Got a Haircut!



When I picked Gus up from the groomer, this is what he originally looked like:


For some reason the groomer decided to shave everywhere BUT his head.

I was so mad! So mad that when I got Gus into the car and we drove away, I burst into tears.

Not even kidding. What did they do to Mike's MY boy?!

Mike took him back the next morning and the groomer fixed him up.

(Yes that is a dog and his penis sitting on my kitchen counter. What?)

(And by penis I mean Gus's penis, not Mike. I was not referring to Mike. As a penis...Not a penis)

All is good now, he's loving his new summer do and when we go to tanner park everyone thinks he's a brand new puppy.


Monday, August 1, 2011

How to Pose For the Perfect Photograph

1. Make sure you look directly at the camera.

2. Hold your pose perfectly. Concentration is key, try not to make any sudden movements.

3. Make sure you hold the perfect smile as long as possible, don't be afraid to show your teeth.

4. Keep your eyes open!

5. Be aware of your hands, keep your hands to your sides as to avoid any awkward positioning. You don't want your hands to be the focus of the photo.

6. Be careful of the position of your head, you don't want to get a complete profile shot.

7. Make sure your hair and makeup are flawless, the worst thing you can do is have a photograph with your hair hiding your face.

8. Don't forget to act natural!