*The following guide was inspired by actual events.
6 easy steps to win over the girl of your dreams
1. Show up on the first date in a wife beater.
2. Show up on the first date in your rusty low ride sixty-somethin Impala.
3. Brag about the your rusty low ride sixty-somethin Impala's bitchin sound system.
4. Make a point of driving the girl around the parking lot to demonstrate exactly how bitchin your rusty low ride sixty-somethin Impala's sound system really is.
5. After the first date continue texting her 10 times a day. Don't worry when she never texts back, that's just her playing hard to get.
6. And finally, the last but most important step of all, send her pictures of random body parts flexing in the mirror.
It is vital that you make sure your skin is nice and wet before you take the picture, this creates a glistening affect that further enhances your big man muscles.
Just follow these 6 easy steps and you are guaranteed to make the ladies swoon!
*No, I'm not kidding, this actually happened.