Al's favorite thing in the world is to have his head massaged. He always asks if I will massage his head until he falls asleep. So the other night I was doing just that when I felt this hard bump on the top of his head. I was concerned and thought maybe he bumped his head or had a brain tumor or something so I exclaimed,
"Babe, you've got a huge bump on your head!"
At this point in the head massage Al was half asleep, but without missing a beat he replied,