Why Old People Should not be Allowed to Text...

My mom just recently sold my childhood home. Yeah, she got hitched and moved in with her new husband so she had to sell the house.


Sad.


While getting the house ready to sell, they realized the house needed a new roof. Her real estate agent, who's name is Rex (relevant later), suggested which roofers to go through so she hired them and they got the job done.


Why am I telling you this? Well a couple weeks after she moved she gets a text from one of her old neighbors. This neighbor's roof had a pretty bad leak and part of his roof actually caved in so he was asking if my mom was happy with the roofers she went through.


My mom replied to his text telling him that they did a good job so the neighbor asks for their phone number. Well my mom had no idea who the roofers were (she's really old) but she knew that her agent Rex would. So she started typing a text back:


"I don't know who the roofers are but I can give you Rex's number..."


But instead of writing Rex, she accidentally wrote sex. Amazingly, despite her old age, she realized her mistake and went back to fix it, but instead of hitting the delete button, she hit the send button instead. So my neighbor received the following text:


"I don't know who the roofers are but I can give you sex"


You didn't know my mom was such a giver did you? She felt so bad for the guy that she offered him sex. How nice of her!


Well, this neighbor is married and had been my mom's neighbor for over 24 years so luckily for her, he understood her very old state and knew it was a mistake. He replied:


"LOL, just wait until my wife gets home!"


And a few hours later, both parties were still laughing about it, my mom receives a text from his wife:


"Stay away from my husband! You've got your own now remember?"





Oh mom. I guess now you know where I get it from.