Monday, March 26, 2012

Wait, Who's Giving Birth?

Over the weekend Mike and I went to visit his fam for a little Birthday celebration. His mom arranged to have a chef come to her house and give us a cooking lesson and fix us a gourmet meal.

So those who wanted to cook, cooked. And those who pretended they wanted to cook, drank. Maybe you can tell which team everyone was on...

Team Drunk

Or Team Cook

And this is the man of the night, Chef Mike! I'm still not sure which team he was on...

(Yes there were three Mike's in the kitchen that night. I had a hard time telling them apart.)

The extremely tall dude in the pic above is Mike's brother in law. He's only 9 foot 10. No big deal. And that cutey standing next to him is Mike's sister.

She is not 9 foot 10. (Ok he's not really 9 foot 10, more like 6 foot huge.)

After dinner Mike's bro-in-law leaned back in his chair and rubbing his belly said,

"I'm so full I feel like I could give birth!"

Everyone laughed at the joke, everyone except his wife. Apparently it was an inside joke that Mike and I were not included in. We weren't let in on the little joke until later that night when Mike's sis blurted out

"Sooooo, how does Uncle Michael sound?" (Yes, you have to call Mike "Michael" when his family is present. Sounds so weird to me!)

Michael's (ie. Mike's) face went white as the fact that his sister was pregnant sunk in. He was seriously in shock. He didn't think they were actually going to have kids. They have chickens, that's pretty much the same thing right?

Except I'm pretty sure kids don't lay eggs. But I could be wrong.

After he snapped back to the present he said his congratulations and everyone was all happy and shit. If you didn't know, Mike LOVES kids.

In fact my neph Logan was talking to his mom the other day and said,

"I have two favorite aunts, aunt Pooba and aunt Mike!"

Yeah, Mike's already a favorite aunt, and now he is going to be a favorite uncle! The news is especially exciting as this is the first grandchild in their family. Here are the two proud grandparents to be:

(Shut up I know the pic is blurry but my cell phone bites! And also takes blurry pics.)

Apparently when Mike's sis and bro-in-law told her mom the news earlier that day, her first words were:

"Bout time! Thanks for knockin up my daughter!!"

So good luck to them, they are going to have 10 foot 9 babies! I mean, did you see this dude?

The dude in yellow, the other dude is mine. Mike is holding a cross bow he made out of skis and a bunch of other shit he found layin round the house. He's crazy creative like that.

Love his guts!


Brian Miller said...

what a wicked cool crossbow...smiles...sounds like know if they have enough kids they could make significant money farming them off to basketball teams...and chickens are much tamer than really...

Pricilla said...

Babies are fun....they are all of the place lately

Liz @ A Nut in a Nutshell said...

Do you know how happy I am that Mike loves kids? That's all I have to say. SO happy! Oh, I'm happy for the preggo too. :)

Queenie Jeannie said...

So.........when are you guys gettin' married and makin' babies of your own?? Everyone wants to know, I'm just the only one with the balls to ask.

Because we love you - totally!!!

Stacy Uncorked said...

Yeah, what Queenie Jeannie said... :)

Always LOVE seeing updates from you! Everyone always looks like they're having such a great time! And how fun are you guys with the whole gourmet cooking thing?? :)

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Christine Macdonald said...

Team Drunk! I'll meet you in the bathroom line, after we devour the food we had no hand in cooking.

Alexis AKA MOM said...

Ahhh Congrats to them!

hehe love the pics even if they are blurry ... what I had to add that in :)

Kasey said...

Congrats to them!


Thats fun and exciting. Impressive bow!

The Green Family said...

How fun! And I think ALL the Mike's are crazy tall Ü

Nana said...

Your right kids don't lay eggs, they lay turds.
That is not a cross bow. It looks like a giant bong. You can't fool me, my neighbor has one. He tries to throw it under the couch when he see's me coming over.
Congrats to you and aunt Mike on the new baby coming.

yulz said...

congratulation to them.. also being a fave aunt :) heck !! who doesn't wants you to be their favourite ~

Dear al, said...

Awe Kapowsk! How I've missed your posts! and YOU. You are too funny!