Sunday, January 11, 2009

Humping With the Stars



My Sis-in-law Sharon came up with a plan last year that the Silkman girls start a monthly Girls Night Out. This way we can all get together to catch up on the latest gossip, compare our sex notes, and have pillow fights in our underwear.


Isn't that what you do at Girl's Night Out?





Well our GNO in December was bit more exciting, Mama Silkman got us tickets to





We were all pretty excited and rightfully so, it was a great show. I was a little worried that the whole show would be, well, dancing with the stars. You know, watching the poor amateur stars make fools of themselves on the dance floor?

But nope, I was wrong. They brought out the real dancers too and they were amazing!





And they were all half naked.





Now I didn't know they were going to do this, but the producers integrated a "Magic Show" theme into the evening.

The women started out half naked and their clothes continued to disappear as the night went on! It was truly magical!





I just couldn't figure out why the men had to wear clothes, I mean didn't they get hot? Pretty disappointing in that facet.







But we had great seats!





And so did most of the guys!





The only problem I had was not where I was sitting, but who was sitting in front of me. Ladies and Gents, let me introduce you to the worst comb-over I have ever seen in my life!





Yep folks, it's real! And other than the sickening stench of B.O. that was radiating off this man, the night couldn't have gone better.





And unlike when I went to see So You Think You Can Dance, I didn't do any humping at this show.

There was plenty of that going on on the dance floor.

31 comments:

Jolene said...

hahaha that combover is so funny!!

Tremayne and Dellany Higby said...

Yay naked dancers! Ew you know comb over was B.O.ing it up due the amount of sexy time thoughts running through his hair envying head!
Anyway, post-- totally humpalicious.

nikkicrumpet said...

LOL I have a feeling your post was just as entertaining as the show if not more so. I've made me poor hubby take me to the So You Think You Can Dance tours twice now. I love watching great dancers. I'm sure this one was fun too! I'm addicted to both shows!

Denise said...

It all sounds great except for the BO part. At least the comb-over gave you a few giggles.

heathersister said...

No doubt. Was that show rated X. Dang, they are almost gettin' it on right there.

And seriously, I am dying over here over that picture of the comb over. You are killing me. ( I used over three times in that sentence.)

I took my kids to see American Idol on tour one year. It was a good show.

Silkman's said...

Oh my gosh! I cannot believe I missed that comb over. That is the funniest thing ever. I had so much fun! I love getting together with you girls.

Kristina P. said...

Wow, that is some combover! And I think I might be the only woman on the planet who doesn't watch either DWTS or SYTYCD.

Wehrle said...

Sounds like fun! Makes me want to move home and have GNO with my sisters! I have never been a big fan of that show but I am sure it would be cool to see it in person!
BTW... I went private, send me your email and I will send you an invite..lanceandlaceyw@hotmail.com

Lee said...

Comb over man reminds me of the guy that threw up in the row in front of me at the gwen stefani concert.
Smell was there all night. It was horrible.

But at least you had a good time!

Mandy said...

LOVE THE COMB OVER. LOL!! haven't seen one of those in years.

Heath'e' said...

Fun night. I agree, less clothes on the boys please! And is that guy your new boyfriend! :) THat is one SCARY comb over!!

Suzi said...

Comb-over and BO, what a treat. Sounds like the GNO went pretty well. Thanks for the laugh.

LadyStyx said...

Gentlemen, when the combover gets THAT bad, it's time to surrender and just shave it all off....

blueviolet said...

I would actually entertain going to that now that you've shown what goes on, even if only to try to take pictures of people making bad choices with their hairstyles.

Yaya said...

OMG-those pictures are hilarious! Seriously looks like you were at a strip club!

Hula's Secret Blog said...

That comb over is damn sexy.

i'm black betty said...

wow...that was bootylicious... :)

Megan said...

OMGosh! That combover is hilarious and awful all at the same time! LOL

Looks like you were pretty close to the action, but yeah, I can see where the magic part of the show happened. Those silly clothes. Who needs them anyway?

Tara said...

That comeover is priceless! I love girls nights!

angie said...

I love So You Think You Can Dance! Wonder when it's coming on again? Really enjoyed going back and looking at that post.

For some reason, I just never got into Dancing With The Stars. Not even with Lacey on it now.

Glad y'all had fun!

Nana said...

No humping? With that big hunk of comb over sitting right there. Right before your eyes? You lie.

Rebecca Jo said...

OK... I have tears in my eyes from the Comb Over!!!! That is HILARIOUS! Love that you took a picture of it too!!!!

But how fun of a girls night!!! The DWTS guys are HOT!!!!

My home - My life said...

Oh my word - I love the comb over and I love even more that you took a picture of it - haha That is just too funny!

CLUFF FAMILY said...

looks like fun! I want that kind of gno too!

Giggle Pixie said...

I love your photo journal format - your pics are fantastic!!

And thanks for stopping by my blog! You're more than welcome, anytime!!

Annie Harper said...

What combover......?

Queenie Jeannie said...

I love dancers!!!

Stinky, comb-over guys not so much.

Lucky duck you!!!!

Bird, Frizzy and Our Little Yaya said...

Thanks for stopping by my blog. Hope to see you again. Enjoyed your post on Humping. Oops I meant Dancing. LOL Wanted to take my mom to that show. Sounds like it would have been interesting by your description but good. Comb over man excluded.

tara @ kidz said...

HANDS DOWN the worst comb-over I've ever seen!

Don't forget tickling each other in nothing but underwear. That's part of GNO too isn't it???

Chitown Meg said...

My friend from work went to the Dancing with the Stars show Friday night at the Allstate Arena in Chicago :) How funny! Great idea about a monthly girls night out. I need to start that!

Debbi said...

Holy crap that combover rocks. As does your blog. So I'm gonna follow you now, since we have a lot in common.

kinda.
well. we both blog. :)