Does anyone else think that guys do not need salon quality shampoo? I mean they have to cut their hair so often that it doesn't even have time to get damaged.
Are ya with me girls?
Now women on the other hand have long hair with special needs that requires special shampoo and conditioner. This is what I have been trying to tell my husband, I NEED expensive salon shampoo and he doesn't! Which is why I buy his shampoo at the grocery store and choose whichever one is the cheapest.
So I told my sweet husband that if he even looks at my expensive shampoo in the shower, that I will do what my big brother did to me as a child.
Blow my nose into the towel so when he dries his face he gets a little piece of my special sauce!
Ok so I'm sorry about that don't worry there will be no more boogers mentioned in the remainder of this post. Feel safe to proceed.
Okay back to the point, so after many years of guarding my shampoo, the hubster came home from his haircut appointment and left me a lil note:
Can't read his handwriting? Okay, let me zoom in a bit:
Still can't read it? Okay, let me interpret it for you:
Kel,
These are my special shampoo and conditioner. I need them because, contrary to what you think, I have special hair with special needs. You are not to touch my special shampoo/conditioner. DON'T TOUCH IT!!! IT IS MINE!!!
I am SO going to use his shampoo!
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It's great shampoo too! Use it!
Just don't put any of your "special sauce" in it. Hee Hee! :)
*laffz* My hubby's hair's so short that he doesnt need much more than a drop or two so I dont mind sharing but he has to have his own. Thankfully, he goes for the cheap stuff which is wonderful because the cheap stuff strips my poor hair. Winter's worse because I need to deep condition as well.
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Then fill up the bottles with the cheap stuff! He'll never know, mine didn't. LOL!
FRICKIN HILARIOUS!!!!
I bought hubby Costco brand (I think?) shampoo / conditioner and he refuses to use it. He doesn't like how it makes his hair feel. Weirdo.
I don't buy the expensive stuff, but if I did, he wouldn't be allowed to touch it either. :0P
Hilarious note!
Head and Shoulders makes me tingle. That's as fancy as I get. I have enough luxuries that I shouldn't buy, so don't get me started looking at fancy shampoos!
Use it and keep replacing what you used with shampoo similar to it, but cheaper.
Then he'll always use the cheaper shampoo at the top of the bottle.
Yeah, it's evil.
But funsies.
I tend to go for the expensive stuff since I have special needs hair. Hubby hates the stuff, says it doesn't get his hair clean. He is a dirt dog, so he gets it dirty. Fine by me. That was a good laugh!
That is so freaking hilarious! You always know how to brighten my day! I've missed reading your blog. You are one funny chickie!!!
SO I LOVE the trick with the special sauce, however, my husband would devise some evil pay back scheme which would involve his rear end in some way or some how. Now that would be revenge... But I digress. (I love that saying right now for some reason) Congratulations for having a husband with the testicular fortitude to get his own designer shampoo. And conditioner.
Yeah, my husband gets the cheap stuff to. And then the other day he stepped out of the shower smelling so delightful that I almost slapped him. I knew he had used my shampoo! And his hair is like 1 cm long. He doesn't need to touch the good stuff.
I would totally use the Crew. You go girl!
And can I get a 'wha wha' for the hammer pants? I wish those would come back in style too!
Oh my god, this is so funny... Actually my hubs uses the same special shampoo/conditioner as your husband.
The memo from your husband totally cracks me up - IT'S MINE!!!
Thank you so much for stopping by and supporting my big day the other day (wednesday) - it meant a lot to me..
I'll be back:) Gosh.. your post is funny..
I love the little note left for you. Classic.
I would expect nothing less of you. :)
That is hilarious!!! I love it!!!!!!!!!!!! OMG!
He's a trip!
ew to boogie towel. My brothers used to hold me down and fart on my face.....brothers.....so endearing...
I'd totally use it.... who sold him on that? Who told him different that his hair has special needs? Hunt 'em down!!!
And seriously? Your brother did that to you? I thought I had a bad brother... not anymore... I gagged a little at that thought!!!
Oh I loved the note! Special hair with Special NEEDS ....... hehehe
Now THAT was a wonderful sales tactic by his "stylist". Gotta give him/her a gold star for that one. Probably got a commission too
hahaha too funny!!
Ah, yes. The old hair product battle. I saw this coming for quite some time now...his retaliation. (and so enters the Crew duo)
Oh Al. That note is frickin hilarious...he told me he was going to write one. And just to clear my name here, I swear I told him there was no reason on this green earth that he needed conditioner (or special shampoo for that matter). But he devised a plan against our Kelly here, and there is no stopping that man. He asked for it. You don't come between him and his tingly/manly smelling/special hair product. Or a point he wants to make. So YES, YES PEOPLE, I sold it to him. But don't worry, I repented later for it...
My husband is a hair product whore. I swear he has more stuff than I do. And nicer shampoo, too!
But his trick is to buy "man" shampoo and soaps - things that smell too manly for me. I want clean hair but I don't want to smell like a dude!
OH HOW FUNNY! This post was fantastic. Hilarious!
Just too Hilarious! Thanks for the laugh. I needed that!
Haha. I have the exact opposite battle, well first off my hubby is a little hair challenged as is, and secondly he truly believes that he can wash everything with the same bar of soap... seriously. Irish spring from head to toe, good to go!
Oh and thank you sooo much for your last post, I'm sitting here pondering what on earth cockporn could be.... hmmm (lightbulb) I'll google it! Wikkipedia has to have a definition...... Googling "cockporn"
OH Lord!! hehehe
Oh yes you are going to use that shampoo, oh yes you are. Hopefully he will smell it on you too. Just keep an eye on your towels.
That is hilarious! I totally relate :)
ROFL! I love it. I have had to make the same statement about my expensive shampoo after catching hubby letting my son make "science projects" with it while in the shower!
Oh! And that smells so good! Enjoy the products her brought home for you!
Too funny!!!!!!!!! That is hilarious!
When Papa was at Supersonic car wash an attendant attempted to do the towel booger thing to our wind shield. You don't mess w/ Papa. He'll tell you he's the craziest white man you've ever seen. Believe me he has said it, and he is. Back to the shampoo let him keep the fancy bottles, just refill them w/ cheap stuff, he won't know the difference.
LOL didn't he realize that was like waving a red flag in front of a bull?
Yes, those stories are real. Well except the part about the kids being arrested at our family party. If you knew Max you wouldn't doubt it a bit. They were lucky this neighbor turned out to be a really nice lady who thought it was pretty funny,of course though now she has bars on all her doors and windows. ha ha
LMAO!!! You're so evil! But you're my kind of evil so it's all good...
Hi from SITS! The crew shampoo smells so good!
There's a very special award for you on my blog.
Uh oh, looks like queenie Jeannie gave you an award too. Oh well. I gave you a different one. Enjoy your fabulousness!
Hey chickadee... Rumbled upon your sunshine spot via the beautiful Tara at TMI.
Lurve your blog! Gives me the snorts!
You both slay me! LOL
That is TOO FUNNY!
My husband, on the other hand, would mock me if I tried to convince him to use 'special' shampoo. I urge him to at least use conditioner because it makes his hair so soft and shiny, but he thinks it's too girly, or too much of a hassle (or maybe it's the way I say "shiny"... I dunno).
Oddly, your husband's handwriting looks just like my husband's. Seriously, JUST like his!
That's too funny! I have a little something something for you on my blog!
OMG! That Wife of Riley is soooo sneaky!!!! (taking notes....)
Too funny!!! I think you are right though!!!
ROFLMAO That is SOOOOOOOO FUNNY. I tell my husband the same thing about my facial products. NO WASHING YOUR SCRUBBY FACE WITH MY CLINIQUE!!! haha
I have the same argument with my husband!! He doesn't even knwo the difference, why waste the good stuff?? Use your Suave or Equate brand and be done with it!
Happy Sits Day!
THAT is hilarious! My husband just blames me for his balding... harumph.
Stopping by from SITS! congrats on being Queen for the day!
So funny! Reverse psychology has such a strong effect - of course you're going to use the shampoo after he says not to! Love this post :)
xo
{Stopping by from SITS}
HA!! When it runs out you should just refill it with the cheap shampoo and see if he notices!
His hair has special needs? That's priceless! My husband will use 99c soap....and hand soap if we run out. He's low maintenance like that.
Congrats on being the FB today!
Hello from China! Here for a week, but wanted to check the SITS features if at all possible. Congrats! Great story! Not only should you use it, but you should use it on the kids in the tub!
Mindy
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I remember this one! Love it!
By the end of today you'll have tens of new bloggy pals willing to come over and help out.
You could have a SITSter sleepover, and we'd ALL use his Special S & C.
Got a pool?
Enjoy your FB day!
HAHAHAHA!!! Just dont puff up your special sauce in it..or maybe you should....
hi from SITS! i love your sence of humor! keep it up!
I don't know what is funnier the post or the fact that you have an "MC Hammer" label!
*LOL* I have a better plan; empty the bottles out into an old bottle of yours and then top them up with the cheap stuff. Wait and watch whilst he waxes lyrical about the change to his mop of silky soft hair....*evil chuckle*
Happy SITS Day! So, how does his "special needs" shampoo compare to your salon shampoo. Just wondering?
ummmm....okay....
Cute post!!! Made me smile b/c my husband is the same way. :)
R.O.F.L.!! Love it!
Congrats on your SITS day!
Happy SITS day!! My brother likes that Crew Shampoo. Have a wonderful rest of the day!
happy sits day! My hubby's "special" shampoo is strawberry scented Suave!
You sound like my daughter who uses all kinds of stuff in her hair. I'm not even allowed to use her soap. (Apparently she has different soaps for her face and the rest of her body.) I recently brought home the American Crew products but I bought a set that also had the hair gel in it. Loved this post cause it really made me laugh. Congratulations on your SITS day.
ROTF at his note! His hair with "special need" - that cracked me up!
I have about 367 bottles/jars/tubes of hair product. My husband has one - whatever was on sale at Target that month.
It's the way God meant it to be.
See, my first thought would be: "What did he put in these bottles, KNOWING that I'm going to use them?"
But, that's just me...I was bred for manipulation and deceit. It's a gift, really...
(totally kidding. maybe.)
xoxo
A Sitstah
You made me laugh out loud...:) I also buy Suave for my husband, but he doesn't really care.:)LOL
I have the same issue with my husband. He grabs whatever is closest to him in the shower. IT DRIVES ME NUTS. Him coming home with his own shampoo would be something he would do! Thanks for making me laugh! And congrats on being the featured blogger!
How funny! I totally agree - my husand is not allowed to use my shampoo either.
Too funny - and too true!
Funny. It is the same at my house.
HAHAHA! This is so stinkin funny. My husband would totally do this...I'd use it to shave my legs! hehe!
That's funny, but there are no men in my house, but I do have to hide my shampoo, makeup & other stuff from my daughter.
You know, I had the same problem when my husband came home with those things after a haircut. Silly man. What the heck does he need that stuff for? He cuts his hair every four weeks!
Hilarious - I love that he wrote a note, that's good blogging material!
Happy FB day
LOL - I get made fun of for all of my special soaps in the shower...it would never end if he brought home special shampoo and conditioner. LOL!
I love the note!
Oh what a way to start my day, with a good laugh. thanks! My hubby doesnt care what shampoo I buy him and e doesnt use mine b/c I use the girly smelling stuff :)
Happy SITS day!
Do it! Do it! Do it! *chanting*
LOL...how much hair can he possibly have???? LOL
I think you should do it. Maybe tell him if he uses your stuff, he'll smell really girly all day.
Oh that's hilarious! LOL. You sooo better use his stuff! Turn around is fair play I think! Stopping by from SITS to say Happy Day to ya!
Happy SITS Day!
My husband has a fetish for frizz-ease. He will take no substitues.
I use it.
That's funny!
I just bought some expensive Shampoo and I've hidden it.
Happy SITS Day!
Happy Sits Day!!! Men generally have so little hair, it just doesn't pay to give them the good stuff. I remember when our stylist tried to talk Mr. Sullivan into buying shampoo thst was supposed to make his thinning hair look thicker & more luxurious. Well that idea got nipped in the bud! $30 for a bottle that would last all of a few weeks because he is of the mindset that "more is always better???" I think not! It's Suave or White Rain for him- 41.00 a bottle and the hair is as thick looking as he could ever hope it to be....
I do the same thing! My husband gets suave and I have the expensive stuff. He uses mine all the time! It is MINE!
TYPO!!!!- that's $ 1.00 a bottle NO readers and a mini laptop make for many of them....
Haha!! I love the smell of Crew shampoo....yummy!
haha too funny!! Happy SITS Day my friend!
Too funny! My hubby couldn't care less what shampoo he uses!
Happy SITS day!
With the threat of the towel, I would never use your shampoo. Actually I may look at my towel twice the next time I dry my face.
You are just too funny...I don't have to worry about the shampoo debate at my house, my husband has hardly any hair - he'll us hand soap if needed :)
Loved your post.
Visiting from SITS.
Ewww boogers in your towel? That is a mean thing to do!
My man uses Crew gel...and I don't try to touch it, either.
Hey, enjoy your SITS day!
Personally, I don't mind if my husband uses my shampoo ... it's when he uses my razor that I freak out.
Norine
HIL-arious. Your husband has quite the sense of humor. You know he only bought that to tease you, right? :)
lol! it's great to have a husband with a sense of humor! :)
that's so flippin funny.
Suuuure, special needs. He DOES know that the stylists get a kick back if they recommend product and the client buys it.
The only special needs he has is the inability to recognize an upsell. ;)
Oh! Battle of the Shampoos. I love it!
A little witty, isn't he? Go on, use them! We make the rules, which means we don't have to follow them. Tell him I made you do it!
Men never learn - what's ours is ours, and what's theirs is ours. ~sigh~
Wouldn't life be easier if they would just admit that?
Ewwww, special sauce. LOL!!!
Hi from SITS!
You could dump the fancy schmancy stuff into your own bottles and fill his new do-not-touch shampoo/conditioner with the lovely White Rain goodness! :-)
I, too, buy hubby the cheapest stuff - usually Suave. The most luxurious I've really gotten for myself is Pantene. lol! Someday, maybe after the expense of diapers, I can get myself a bottle or two of salon stuff. :-)
We have had this argument at our house too. The Hubs over here gets the cheap stuff. I have long hair, hair that has been (in the past) colored, teased, and cooked with hot curlers and curling irons. He has not earned expensive salon shampoo and conditioner. Heck, HE doesn't even NEED conditioner. 'Nuff said!
Happy SITS DAY!
LOL! I love it. I actually have a shampoo addiction. I am always compulsively buying expensive shampoo so I can switch daily if I want to! My husband uses suave and is way too cheap to use mine!!! hahaha. And he doesn't like the idea that I use it on my 6year old's hair either!!! You should totally use it!
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lol! Use it......because you can!! :)
Ha! That is awesome!! I've found, personally, that the Great Lengths shampoo by Pantene is really the best shampoo I have ever used. I color my hair, blow dry it, flat iron it, pretty much abuse it constantly. I haven't had a single split end in the three months since I started using it. But yeah, that cracks me up.
I remember reading this one! Still funny today!
Congrats on your FB day!
This is totally correct. My Hubby also doesn't have enough hair or the right treatment to need my color treated hair special shampoo. i tell him it's $95 a bottle and he stays away!
Hahaha hilarious! My husband has to use whatever new shampoo I've tried and then hate - he's currently working on commercial size jugs of Aveda's Rosemary Mint shampoo and conditioner - it weighed my hair down, sadly :(
But, yeah... I'm SO with you on this in every way! hahahaha If he ever goes to the store he can buy whatever he likes, but until then, he'll continue to get my leftovers or White Rain just like your hubby.
You should use it once just to spite him and THEN blow your nose in it and tell him its all his.
You should make labels on the computer with both your names and start tagging whatever is yours.
Happy SITS day!
well, how did it work! Long and luscious locks?
Happy SITS day!
Crew is amazing and smells like man should. Seriously, it's toxicly delicious. ENJOY!
Hmmm, he has special needs hair.
interesting.
Happy SITS day!
Of course you can use his shampoo! The same rules don't apply to women borrowing their man's products/things (t-shirts, razors). LOL!
Happy SITS day to ya!
First, HAPPY SITS DAY TO YOU!!!
Second, Im so glad Im not alone in the men dont really need all those special products!
But I guess its their ego that needs that "Im special too" moment!
too funny - I HATE to share shampoo too!
Ugh. Men. My hubby thinks that he "needs" to use Axe, which - by the way - costs $5 per bottle. I tried getting him $1 bottles like you but they went to waste. Ha ha
HaHa! We totally have that rule in our house! So funny! :)
First of all...thanks for the MC Hammer plug. I will now have Can't Touch This stuck in my head for the rest of the day.
I say use it all at once. No sense making him suffer with the knowledge that you are slowing using up his supply!
I think you should too. I have a hubby who thinks he has dandruff. He just likes the tingle of the shampoo. He wants me to buy the 9 dollar bottle. So I buy the wal mart brand and pour it into the wal mart bottle. It saves me 5 dollars that I then spend on mine. Feel free to steal this idea; I do it for any name brands that I think he is nuts to want.
Ha ha! Turnabout's fair play! Happy SITS day!
Once I read the title, the song stuck...
but if that's not a written invitation then I don't know what is?
That is a cool booger trick, though... may have to use it one day when the hubs pisses me off ;)
I'm impressed he could even find good guy's shampoo in the aisle. Mine would have no patience to even look, just would go for the pretty packaging.
Happy SITS day!
Hey Pooba! I didn't know it was going to be your day. I'm glad I found a minute to pop by SITS (even though I'm *supposed* to be working!)
Here's how to get Albert back - that shampoo junkie! Go shopping for a couple of hours - with the remote in your purse. He'll go INSANE trying to find it and you'll have a good chuckle while you're out spending his money!
Saying hi from SITS!! That was too cute!! Got me to smile.
I say you spit in it!
I agree. You should totally use his shampoo! Mine is always gone waaay too soon.
He's funny!
Be warned, though. That Crew stuff smells 'manly'. Do ya really want to smell 'manly'? :)
LOL, I have this issue more with my 11 year old son who likes our shower best........ugh.
What stylist convinced him he needed special stuff?
Happy SITS day!
It's like deja vu. I commented on this post back in January, but it's just as good the second time around! ;)
Happy SITS Day!
Hehehe!
It's not so much the shampoo in our house as it is the hair gel, or excuse me, sculpting paste ;)!
Happy SITS Day!
Visiting from SITs.
Wow, you let your DH use the same bathroom. My DH has been banished to the basement bathroom with the tiny shower. No way is he allowed to use the "girls" toilet either. I don't want any splashing to occur in my bathroom, even if he is careful.
I totally agree with you! Same with haircuts - they need not visit the salon... that's why Fantastic Sam's was created! :)
Bahahahaa!! It's like you two were made for each other. Oh, and your brother was quite clever with that little trick, now. Ewww.
That's so funny! I can just imagine the woman who cut his hair that day giving him a big pep talk: "Now remember, you tell her you DO have special hair and you DO deserve nice shampoo. Got it?"
Happy SITS Day!
Awesome!! Happy SITS!
mine shaves his head, but still uses this special beer shampoo. personally i think he just likes it because it says "beer"
Congrats on being the FB today! Sharing is caring...I use the Pantene Beautiful Lengths and LOVE it...Though I am a bit of a Sam Brocato freak too.
I never thought of it that way, so true!
I like to buy my husband the cheap stuff and then write all over the bottles.
Stuff like "Super Manly Muscle-Building Shampoo Only for Manly Men". That way he knows it's his.
Hmph. Who knew!?! Special man shampoo and conditioner. They're even packaged in manly looking bottles.
Well good for his metrosexual self. That's just great. :)
Sounds like he has a great since of humor to keep life interesting! I wonder how many times he has used yours. : )
Happy SITS Day!
It is always so much fun when a blog I have been reading for a while is featured on SITS!! Congrats on your day! :)
Totally hilarious, because I totally agree - what does my husband need anything fancy for?
So funny! I think you HAVE to use it!
It would've been funny if you would've emptied those bottles (saved into another bottle for later) and replaced it with regular inexpensive shampoo/conditoner and let him tell you how much it does for his hair only to later reveil the truth :)
I am evil :)
Stopping by from SITS!
So funny!
I would use it too. In fact I have. ;)
Sharing is good.
You use a little bit of his shampoo and he'll use a little bit of yours.
After all, it's only hair and chances are his will fall out sooner than yours. At my house, we share. Hubby has very little hair so he uses less of the good shampoo but we still share.
I say use it. ;)
Happy SITS Day!
Hahahahaha now that's funny.
So- did you use it?
LOL!!!! I'm not even sure that my husband uses shampoo!
I've been using Bed Head lately... I love that it makes my hair smell like coffee ice cream!
Happy SITS day!
Have the new products given his hair more bounce and shine?
That's freakin' hilarious! I won't have this problem as my husband bics his head, tee hee....but he would totally pull something like this if he did have hair.
Jamie :)
So funny! Congrats on your SITS day!
Why would they need fancy shampoo? You know he was whining to his hairstylist and she figured she could score a little product sales from him. Have you used it? Stopping by from SITS and glad I did!
He should know better than to tell you NOT to do something. Slow learner there, huh?
LOL! That is so funny! I would totally use it too! I would even let the kids use it too!!!LOL
Oh my gosh, I nearly spewed soda all over the monitor I was laughing so hard! USE IT! DO IT!
i totally do his too, seriously, my hubby has a mohawk, one little strip of hair, he could use bar soap on it and be fine. I on the other hand have hair all the way down my back and i require biolage shampoo and conditioner which i will never share!!!!!!!!
doooooooo it!!!!!!!!!!!
cracked me up ... oh marriage! and hair.
So funny!
Gotta love marriage and shampoo.
Hilarious!!!!!
Happy (belated) SITS day!
So funny!
We won't talk about what kinf of "special sauce" I put in a college roommate's/enemy's facewash.
Hahaha, that is hilarious and awesome!! I want my special hair stuff all to myself as well!
:)
~Tabitha
I buy my husband this kind of shampoo. He doesn't have enough hair to need conditioner though! Love the smell of it!
My husband gets his hair cut about every 3 weeks. I get mine cut about 4 times a year.
The ones who use my nice shampoo, however are my teenage sons. And they use about a 1/4 cup each time!
DO IT! Use his stuff!
That is awesome...I figured my husband doesn't need the conditioner so i tried to give it away to my sister...woah my mistake!!!
Do it, do it!!
Sorry it has taken me so long to get to your other posts...
That sounds like he was getting even... Lol I think I would use it to!
Again Congrats on being the FB last week!
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