Friday, April 2, 2010

LUBE

Me: "That's weird, you've got a hair growing right on your ear lube!"


Hubster: "On my what?"


Me: "Right there on your ear lube."


Hubster: "Really?"


Me: "Yeah, look."


Hubster: "Really Poob?"


Me: "I'm serious!"


Hubster: "Ok, you're right, I have hair on my ear LUBE. I have two ear LUBES. We all have two ear LUBES. My ear LUBE has a hair on it. "


Me: " I know, that's what I'm sayin!"


Hubster: "It's LOBE Poob, ear LOBE!"


Me: "Oh."


29 comments:

blueviolet said...

You have not lived your entire life thinking it was an ear lube! Say it ain't so!

Kristina P. said...

This makes me sad for you a bit. :)

piecemeal people said...

ARE YOU SERIOUS?!?!? Your husband must have been DYING!

(This reminds me of the time my husband and I discovered that our then seven-year-old thought fingers were called "thingers." She had been saying "thingers" her whole life and none of us had ever noticed before. Now, of course, we ALL call them thingers.)

Renee Campbell said...

ROTFLMAO!!! You crack me up!

Megan said...

LMAO!!! Oh man! I love your conversations!

Brian Miller said...

i guess lube job takes on a whole new meaning...like getting your ears pierced...have a fabulous weekend!

Pricilla said...

maybe it was your accent?
heh

Yulz said...

Good one :p

Alexis AKA MOM said...

You freaking crack me up!

Jen said...

LOL!!!!!!

Debbi said...

I've had lube on MY ear once. Don't ask.

Well, I'm sure you don't have to ask... it's fairly self-explanitory. Don't try it. I had a "pounding" headache for days after! LOL

KK said...

HA, yeah, I'd make fun of you forever for that one!

WhisperingWriter said...

Oops!!

otin said...

Ear lube?? You really have some strange fetishes! haha

OLLIE MCKAY'S ~ A Chic Boutique said...

Say what??? Lubes??? Like a lube job?? Too funny! Happy Spring!

Christine Macdonald said...

That's part of our charm.

The other week I was telling Kevin: There's not even a "slither" of a chance.

Yea. I'm cute.

Julia said...

OMG. Speechless. Yes, ME.

Jason, as himself said...

You know, it is normal to have an occasional stray hair or two stuck in your lube.

Queenie Jeannie said...

LOL!!!! Can't stop laughing long enough to post a comment........

Stacy (the Random Cool Chick) said...

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

You are my hero.

:)

Hernandez Family said...

You are a true blonde!

Marissa said...

LMFAO!! I wish I was a fly on the wall for that conversation. The recount is still funny! Thanks for the laugh!!

St. Jeor Family said...

HAHAHAHA!! That is hillarious!

Nana said...

WHAT!?!!?

Sara said...

hahahahahah! Toss the word pinna at him, see if he gets it. :) Maybe save some face. ;)

Stesha said...

Oh, Pooba. What more can I say? Except...Oh, Pooba.

Hugs and Mocha,
Stesha

Sal B said...

OMG - I'd never hear the end of that from my hub. Hysterical!!!!

Aleta said...

LMAO, I thought it was hilarious!

LadyStyx said...

*laffin* Oh dear. Sounds like a conversation hubs and I would have. Although here, ther roles would have been reversed...