Wednesday, November 10, 2010

Dear Pube,

Ok so apparently everyone is curious about this email that I wrote Pube so I thought, this is my blog, why not share? But I also have to share with you what my dear lil sis told me to say to him.





Wasn't she the cutest baby? Sorry, just thought I'd throw that picture in here for some reason. Anyway, she is awesome and I wish I had the balls to send her suggested email because it would have been hilarious!


Enjoy.




The actual email I sent Pube:


Pube,

Ok, wow, I’m a little taken back by your texts. Is this all because I didn’t respond to one of your texts until the next day? I was camping in park city (Not sure why that is so hard to believe) so I honestly didn’t see your text until the next day. I’m sorry if you thought I was not answering on purpose, that wasn’t it at all. Sometimes I am busy and just don’t look at my phone, especially over the weekends. I’ve explained all this to you before so stop reading into things that aren’t there. It’s just texting; if you need an immediate answer you can call me.

I don’t think we are on the same page here. We are not in a relationship, we are just dating. I know you would like a relationship right now but I've already told you that I don’t. I enjoy hanging out with you, but I think it’s a good idea if we stop dating now before anyone gets hurt. I’m sorry if I gave the impression that I wanted a relationship, with my situation I just think it is good idea to keep dating other people. I’m just not ready for commitment right now which is not good for you. Sounds like you need someone who is ready to be with you and can give you 100%.

I can’t do that.

-Pooba











And now the email suggested by lil sis:


Pube,

I don't think we are on the same page here, I'm far from looking for someone serious which includes your bitch ass who needs your hand held everyday! I told u I'm not good at texting, u can call me and get an immediate response since that is what you need, if u continue to loose sleep over me not txting back than u can just forget this. I can't handle your leaky vagina moments at 3am anymore, man up and back off a little bit if you 'want me'

-Pooba





So what do you think, should I have used lil sis's email?


It would have made hellofa more entertaining story that's for sure. And that's all I'm looking for right now with this dating thing, entertainment.


And distraction.

30 comments:

AmyLK said...

I love Lil Sis's response! But like you, I would not have the balls to send it.

Bird Shit and Baby Caca said...

My sisters would make me send the 2nd email because as you said, it would make a more interesting story...we are jerks like that! LOL

Rebecca Jo said...

I just keep envisioning that little blond haired little girl saying those things... now THATS funny! Kinda like that video of that kid yelling at Will Farrell for rent money! :)

Queenie Jeannie said...

Ohmygosh!!! Hilarious - hers, not yours Poob, sorry!

Why is it that I'm now feeling the overwhelming urge to make you a "leaky vagina moment" card??? Yeah, that would be kinda gross, but maybe.....

Jon and Steph said...

Bahaha your sisters email was awesome!

Brian Miller said...

def send hers...lol

Shell said...

Lil Sis's response is awesome!

How much easier to break things off with email. :)

Kristina P. said...

ha! I thought your email was much too nice. Definitely go with sister's/

Heather@WHMB said...

Leaky vagina - OMG, hilarious.
Definitely should have gone with sisters email. :)

Pricilla said...

But you don't want him to come after you with a knife.....

Stacy Uncorked said...

My first thought would have been to go with your Lil Sis's response...but I probably would have sent what you sent instead. ;)

Suzi said...

Man, lil sis is a ball buster. Good for her! I probably would have sent one similar to yours.

blueviolet said...

Your sis cuts like a knife while still leaving the door open. That takes skill.

Karin Katherine said...

I cannot even respond to your sis' version of what you should have written. I'm still hyperventilating..or ROFLMAO

Anyway, WHAT did he say back? Anything? Honestly, why do I have to keep leading you onto your next blog post? Surely you know inquiring minds wanna know!

Together We Save said...

Interesting!! So much info passed via text, calling can be so much easier at times.

Jason, as himself said...

"leaky vagina moments"

So great.

Either one would be fine, as long as you really call him "Pube."

Orr's said...

Ha ha I'm still laughing out loud at Karins response. I think I shocked her to her core.

Shandal said...

I think you should've sent both in one email. Give him a taste of his own mood swings.

Alexis AKA MOM said...

Lil sis looks so sweet and innocent but she packs a punch!!! LOL I so would have sent hers in my dreams, but would be like you :)

Nana said...

Oh my goodness. I think if your email didn't do the trick something is really really wrong w/ Pube is it? I don't know why his mom would name him that. Anyway if yours didn't work send hers.

Nana said...

No you are not dumb. They are an antigen? I don't know if I spelled that right to help rid your body of too much yeast. Hence the yeast infection joke.

University of Iowa Meg said...

Nice emails...Go with yours tho :) Ahh the world of texting...gets us all in trouble I'm afraid. That's why I enjoy ACTUAL conversations...so much gets lost in the world of text, email, etc.

WhisperingWriter said...

I love Lil Sis's response. Hilarious.

Sandra said...

Yeah, I'm definitely on the same page as lil' sis. I think honesty is key! :)
Not to mention, I can't take anyboby seriously with the assigned nickname of "Pube."...yes, I'm laughing, but really? Pube?
And yes, why text? Just effin call! I'm with your cute lil' sis on that too. You're both terrific.

Justine said...

Boo! It's ME!!!!!

OMG, "leaking vagina moments." That shit should be put on a Hallmark card or something.

Justine :o )

thatgirlblogs said...

I have actually sent texts like your sister's. Doesn't end well. Not everyone shares our intimate love of sarcasm.

Terry said...

Ok..your little sis sounds like my BIG sis! She seems to have it right!
Well..I'm gonna follow your blog because after reading several posts, you have a more interesting life than I do, so I will live vicariously...thru you...if ya don't mind :)

(and WTF? that was the first word verification I ever missed...I must need new glasses...)

Queenie Jeannie said...

Dude, seriously! BLOG SOMETHING so we know you're still alive!!! Besides I need your help, so pop over to my blog, k??

Love you!

Julia said...

I'm backing your sisters text. Hey if you all are texting then to hell with politeness. It appears texting is all about in your face crazy sh**!

But maintaining a semblance of dignity is always a good thing too.

Dang tough choice!

JennyMac said...

LOVE your sassy sister...