I'm baaaaack! And am ready to move to Toronto.
Why Toronto is effing awesome:
There is this amazing underground walkway called THE PATH. It connects everything, it was raining the whole time and I was able to go from my hotel to the office without actually stepping foot outside.
I will not admit how many times I got lost.
Given that it looked like this the whole time I was there, my hair looooooved THE PATH.
Equivalent to our Dunkin' Donuts. And when I say "our" I mean the United States, not Utah. Dunkin Donuts does not exist in Utah.
Mmmmmmm...FYI, don't try to ask for doughnut holes, you will be given a blank stare instead of those delicious morsels.
They are called Timbits.
Timbits Pooba, timbits!!!
We went to some amazing restaurants and they all offered these fresh squeezed juice concoctions, this one was passion fruit somethin somethin lemonade somethin. It was the prettiest drink I've ever drank!
THE CEREAL BAR
WEIRD ASS SINKS
In the most pretentious restaurants.
Best candy ever.
Other interesting differences between the states and Toronto:
We eat canadian bacon, they eat back bacon
We have dinner, they have supper
American's have one dollar and two dollars, Canadians have a looney and a tooney
I would say you're in fifth grade, they would say you're in grade five.
Our check is their cheque.
I would say it's 40 degrees, they would say it's some other number converted into celsius. I don't speak celsius.
Chances are you will run into an area where they are filming a major motion picture. Of which I did, which movie it was I have no idea.
I would say, my friend lives 40 miles away, they would say, my friend lives some other number converted into kilometers away. I don't speak kilometers either.
I would say, I weigh 545 pounds, they would say, I weigh some other number converted into kilograms. Yeah, I don't speak that either.
I would say his neck looks like a vagina huh? They would say, His neck looks like a vagina eh?
Plus they are constantly saying "right?" in between their sentences. At first I started answering them, "right" I would confirm. However they would just cut me off and go on with what they were saying. After this happening over 5 thousand times, I finally figured out that they weren't really looking for a confirmation from me.
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