Tuesday, May 3, 2011

STDs Are Contagious. Practice Safe Facebook!

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So the other night, Mike and I accompanied Lin and Lance to some cowboy bar to celebrate some chick's birthday. I have no idea who's birthday it was and I'm pretty sure Lindee didn't either, I think she just wanted free cake.


What? Oh yeah, the cowboy bar. So when we were taking a break from the bull riding, Lindee started passing her phone around to show everyone some pictures that she had taken and eventually the phone was passed to Mike and I.

Little did Lindee know the danger in letting her phone leave her possession, especially with Mike around!

Mike, Mr. Practical Joker, took it upon himself to update Lin's facebook status:

"Ass warts again?! Really!!!???"

Oh yeah, that just happened. She immediately started getting comments on her status, it was hilarious. She didn't notice it until a couple hours later when she noticed she was getting a lot of facebook notifications.

Bahahaha! I'm still laughing...

And of course since it was on her phone, she wasn't able to delete the status update.

Bahahaha! I'm still laughing...

Fast forward a week to when my family all got together to celebrate Lindee's birthday. Mike and I put together a special present for our dear ass wart ridden Lindee.

First was 40 bucks for ass wart use only, as you can see by the picture, the money is specifically designated to be used for her ass wart problem:

And, because Mike and I care about her well being, we got her some ass wart ointment to get her started on her recovery.

Yeah, it was pretty much her favorite birthday present ever.

(But wait, that's not the end of the facebook drama....stay tuned)


Kristina P. said...

I've seen pictures of those. We show them to the kids I work with in order to scare the crap out of them. It works!

Alexis AKA MOM said...

Oh crap!!! There is so more there I could say but it just is not right :)

Megan said...

You guys are hilarious! Your poor, poor sister! heehee

Synergy Girl said...

Awwwwe....you guys LOVE her!!! That cracks me up...that's like being the star of a hemerroid commercial...just plain SEXY!!!!

scrappysue said...

FRAPE!!!!! ha!

Hernandez Family said...

I remember you posting something similar to this a while back. If I remember correctly your post was a lot funnier then ass warts!

Queenie Jeannie said...

LOL!!! You are evil!!!!

Of course by evil I mean brilliant! It's only truly evil if you direct it towards me, lol!

Ass worts............LOL!!!!!!!!!!

blueviolet said...

Mike's well of tomfoolery never runs dry!

Dolly said...

*Bet she loved that! Ha:D

Reminds me of my daughter teasing her brother. She ran out to the pool with a tube of lotion...and had six yr. old brother, Starwars yell {top of his lungs} "Nascar-you forgot your ointment!!!". They were not on speaking terms for the rest of the summer.

yul said...

hahaha that's very funny !