The reason the Christmas party friggin rocked is because I won this!
The Human Touch massage chair. Yeah baby, that's right you can call me Lady Luck! All Albert won was a measly box of chocolates, he must not have been a good little boy this year. Not like me, I have been a very good girl.
Obviously.
When we picked up the massage chair and put it in the front room, it wasn't quite what I expected. There was no human in that chair at all! I looked and looked and there was no hidden massage therapist in that thing anywhere!
Which I was kind of relieved because I wasn't sure how to feed a massage therapist, I was planning on him living in the guest bedroom so that he could be well rested and ready to massage at any moment, but I have no idea what a massage therapist eats. Last time I was at the pet store I don't recall seeing a bag of food labeled "Massage Therapist Feed".
And what if he was allergic to cats? That wouldn't work at all, no way would I want my massage therapist sneezing and dripping his nose goo on me! So when I found out that Human Touch wasn't actually a human touching me, those worries disappeared.
Thank god for modern technology!
Only problem now, is that my hubster went and licked the chair to claim it as his! It's got this nifty drink holder so he thinks the chair is his video game-playing-swearing-and-ignoring-all-contact-with-the-outside-world-chair.
If I recall correctly, they called MY name at the party and it was I who walked up and received the winning envelope, and I believe it is I who slaves away everyday working for this company, not Albert!
All I can say is it's a good thing we have a massage chair now because after we wrestle each other to sit in it everyday we're gonna need it !
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How frickin awesome is that?
Sounds like the hubster is going to get beat up on a daily basis so you can have your human touch massage chair all to yourself! LOL
I have an award for you on my blog.=)
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All we ever get from hubby's stupid work parties is a gag gift. Cops are cheap.
awesome!!!! good for y'all!!!
great pic...you look so purdy!!! :D
SWEET! I guess I need to rub your head to steal some of your good luck! Why do mean always have to lick stuff, Hello we swap spit with you a lick will not defeat us!!
OK... I don't EVEN want to know where you hid the horseshoe you had that night! LMAO!
You asked about my husbands blog. It's in my side bar. His is the one titled: "My Side Of The Story"
dang!! I'm jealous!! Our company doesn't give away stuff THAT cool!!!
I'm jealous! I want one!
Congrats Pooba! My hubby has the golden touch also-probably because he served his mission in Vegas :)He now wins EVERY time we go to office parties...hope it's one of these new fangled chairs!
You lucky girl! and kick his butt out of it!!
Did he at least give you the chocolates he won, or does he want both?!
Cute pic!
And you are so lucky!!!!!
LOL...funny post...NIIIICE prize..I love those chairs...I go get pedicures just to sit in those chairs...Like I give a golly darn how my toes look...no just give me that chair! I laughed at your comment on my blog...funny your sister said she was the pretty AND smart one :)
I want to go to there... hahaha
So...why haven't you invited me over to sit in it yet? Have some MANNERS Kelly
Oh, and this secret love affair we were talking about, when does that start? Cuz I feel like I haven't seen you in AGES. EONS even. Sept when you got your hair done for a sec. But still...
Me.
want.
also... check your mailbox tomorrow. You'll find one of these:
http://www.usa.canon.com/consumer/controller?act=ModelInfoAct&fcategoryid=139&modelid=14256
I hope you ate his chocolates then!! Sounds like a great party and its a great picture of you both!
That is one cool chair and he better get his buns out of it!
My son loves Myth Busters!
I WANT ONE OF THOSE SO BAD. I am always making my husband give me a massage - I think he would totally go for it if I asked for one...just so he wouldn't have to rub me anymore! HA!
Wow - lucky you! CONGRATULATONS!
Shut up! That is way better then the massage bed thing I had in mind!
...please where can I buy a unicorn?
[quote]The Christmas party friggin rocked! Not because of the free food. Not because of the amazing desserts. Not because it was Casino night & Albert totally killed it. Nope, not even because of the Christmas gift we all received at the end of the night:[Image]The reason the Christmas party friggin rocked is because I won this![Image]The Human Touch massage chair. Yeah baby, that's right you can call me Lady Luck! All Albert won was a measly box of chocolates, he must not have been a good little boy this year. Not like me, I have been a very good girl.Obviously.When we picked up the massage chair and put it in the front room, it wasn't quite what I expected. There was no human in that chair at all! I looked and looked and there was no hidden massage therapist in that thing anywhere![Image]Which I was kind of relieved because I wasn't sure how to feed a massage therapist, I was planning on him living in the guest bedroom so that he could be well rested and ready to massage at any moment, but I have no idea what a massage therapist eats. Last time I was at the pet store I don't recall seeing a bag of food labeled "Massage Therapist Feed".And what if he was allergic to cats? That wouldn't work at all, no way would I want my massage therapist sneezing and dripping his nose goo on me! So when I found out that Human Touch wasn't actually a human touching me, those worries disappeared.Thank god for modern technology![Image][Image]Only problem now, is that my hubster went and licked the chair to claim it as his! It's got this nifty drink holder so he thinks the chair is his video game-playing-swearing-and-ignoring-all-contact-with-the-outside-world-chair.If I recall correctly, they called MY name at the party and it was I who walked up and received the winning envelope, and I believe it is I who slaves away everyday working for this company, not Albert![Image]All I can say is it's a good thing we have a massage chair now because after we wrestle each other to sit in it everyday we're gonna need it ![/quote] i agree
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