I failed miserably to capture this white crap that is outside my window right now.
You can't tell in this pic, but it is snowing. I know your thinking "What's so special about snow?" Well, let me try to show you again.
It is snowing from the ground up people! Why oh why can't my phone capture the snowflakes that are floating upward? And why are these snowflakes floating upward back to the clouds they came from?
Maybe these snowflakes are too good for this earthly life and God is taking them back to heaven where they belong.
This being the case, I can only conclude that the snowflakes who make it to the ground are evil sinners and are only sent to this earth to cause icy sidewalks where, in a hypothetical situation, a girl wearing high heels slips and goes flying into the air only to land flat on her back while her cell phone is somehow ripped from her hands and thrown 10 feet ahead of her landing in a puddle of that friggin melted crap.
Or another hypothetical situation where a girl, trying to drive through an intersection after being parked at a red light, gets stuck because the devil worshiping snow has piled up around her tires leaving no sign of the black gravel beneath them. At which point mahem ensues as other cars try to drive around her just to end up sliding into a snowbank themselves.
Of course those are just hypothetical situations.
Who ever said that Hell is all fire and brimstone has never lived in Utah.
1 year ago