I arrived home from work yesterday, like I do every day. Albert had beaten me home and was already standing in the kitchen reading the mail. As I set my purse down on the counter I noticed his shirt was unbuttoned and his wife beater was showing.
"Is that how you dressed for work today?" I asked.
"Yes. I'm very manly." He replied in his deep manly voice.
"You need to get rid of that wife beater to show off what little chest hair you have and maybe add a few gold chains." I smirked as I wrapped my arms around his waist and kissed him hello.
Just a regular day in the life. And just like every other day of the week we went to change out of our work clothes.
(I just realized that it sounds like this is leading to sex, but don't worry, that is not the point I am getting at. Please proceed.)
I change from my work attire into my home attire which includes a change of underwear. Alex notices what I'm doing and he looks at me as he is hanging up his shirt.
"You are like Mr. Rogers except with underwear." He claims.
"What?" I look at him in disbelief.
"Every day you come home and change out of your underwear into a new pair just like Mr. Rogers changes his sweaters!" He's now laughing at me wearing only his boxers and wife beater.
"I am NOT Mr. Rogers!" I demand.
(See, no sex is happenin here. Mr. Rogers isn't exactly a turn on.)
Ok, let me explain. I have different underwear that I wear for different things throughout my day. For work I have to wear a thong so that there are no panty lines in my work pants and skirts. Completely understandable right?
For home, I want to be comfy so I change out of the thong into a regular pair. Who wants to have wedgie all day long?
Well besides Lady Gaga.
Then I go to the gym. When I get home from the gym I change again. You don't want to spend the rest of the day in your gym clothes right? So I change my underwear too, which is now my third pair of the day.
Is that so wrong?
And obviously Albert has never watched Mr. Rogers otherwise he would know that he only changes his sweater once, not twice.