Tuesday, October 27, 2009

Why Today Is Going To Be A Good Day

Because I found a zit on my elbow.

Yep, right there on the outer portion of the arm hinge, the olecranon to be exact. Not on my triceps, not on my forearm, but directly smack dab in the middle of my elbow amidst that wrinkly pliable skin.

I have Elbow Acne.

I immediately went to demolish the sucker in the bathroom. Though a little challenging using one hand, I was able to contort my body into the optimal pinching position and I executed the problem at hand, and at elbow.

I never turn down a challenge.

Nothin better then that feeling of accomplishment you get after pinching such a ripe zit. In fact I've been so high on triumph that I didn't even notice the SNOW falling outside my window.

And you know what? I don't care, I got to pop a zit today. And not just any zit, an ELBOW ZIT. One can only hope and pray that this elbow acne continues.

Yes, today is going to be a great day.


(My apologies for creating a whole post dedicated to an elbow zit, but if you know me well, then you know how exciting this day really is for me. My apologies go out to all the normal people out there.)


(I'd also like to apologize to my elbow for such tactless exploitation.)

49 comments:

Pricilla said...

I just don't want to go there.....

Rebecca said...

And here I thought I was the only one who took pleasure in zit-popping! So glad your day was off to a great start!

Rachel said...

Yikes at the elbow zit... I am really speechless!

And snow?!?! Yuck! I am not a snow person. That would make my day really bad. However, I am so glad you are having a great day!

Shandal said...

Ewwww! LOL!

Cairo Typ0 said...

How do you even find an elbow zit? LOL I love the first snow of the year. :)

Yaya said...

Lucky!

Oh My Goddess said...

Just made my day!

~ Dawn ~ said...

LMAO...an elbow zit! I about threw up in my mouth a little when you said pinching a ripe zit...ewwwww! But still so funny! I am glad your zit pinching day is going great. Enjoy the snow!!

~ Dawn ~ said...

LMAO...an elbow zit! I about threw up in my mouth a little when you said pinching a ripe zit...ewwwww! But still so funny! I am glad your zit pinching day is going great. Enjoy the snow!!

Bird Shit and Baby Caca said...

UGH! I almost threw up my lunch...mmmmm binge and purge...I like that...lol!

Heather said...

Popping zits can be enjoyable I suppose. Victory. ;)

Sara said...

How did you make popping a zit sound upbeat and a good time?! Guess your elbow needs exfoliating too.

Kristina P. said...

I just watched a very graphic and disgusting STD presentation at work yesterday, and you probably have syphillis.

Jen said...

There is nothing like popping a zit you are right, especially if it is one that hits the mirror with its force. Now that is awesome. ;)

Sara said...

I am impressed, I never catch elbow zits, good eye!

Hit 40 said...

Very fun!! I am tempted to post a cruder comment anonymously. I think we could all go there with you on your zit excitement.

Jennifer Shirk said...

TMI :)

But I'd be happy to have it on the elbow and not the face, too. LOL

Rebecca Jo said...

& here I thought the zit on the rear end was the most exciting.. I may have to change my opinion now! :)

blueviolet said...

I can not do that. I can not.

Lee said...

I popped one on my ass a couple of nights ago.
I would be embarrassed, but I'm still in shock that I had one on my ass to begin with.
The ones I get in my ear though... yeah. That SUCKS.

Justine said...

Girl, I am the QUEEN of zits and even I have never heard of anyone having one on their damn elbow! Where has that thing been anyway?

Gee, can't wait till the next time you get a pimple on your ass.

Justine :o )

Chief said...

I would have got a nail file and filed the S.O.B. to bits

Chief said...

that's what I do to zits on my butt

Jason, as himself said...

That really is very lucky. Because it wasn't right at the end of your nose. THAT is awful.

Chief cracked me up, BTW.

WhisperingWriter said...

Dang elbow zit!

Blog Buddy said...

That was great:) *We're huge zit-poppers in our house-in fact, my 16 yr. old has two zits in his ear...and is so mad he can't reach them:( Here's to your new hobby my friend! So glad your elbow is top priority.

Julia said...

Sick and wrong. That is what this post is. I repeat sick and wrong.



Um......Let's not talk about the pimple (infected splinter) we found on Ellas foot that Mike and I had to exterminate...

Guilty as charged.

LadyStyx said...

Too funny.

Jon and Steph said...

You crack me up!

Frau said...

OMG too funny! You and my hubby elbow zit people it totally makes his day too! Enjoy the snow ....so jealous!

Annie Harper said...

I'm going with ingrown hair. Don't act like you haven't mentioned how self conscious you are about your hairy elbows. Hairy, zitty elbows.

Your secret is SO out.

But it's okay. I think Oprah did a show about that once. You are not alone...

Stesha said...

Is there nothing sacred on this blog?:)

Hugs and Mocha,
Stesha

Mayhem and Moxie said...

We are truly, truly soul sisters. Nothing gets me more excited than a great big zit.

Are you ready for this, Pooba?

Confession: I remember my really big one. It was in junior high...6th grade to be exact. I popped it in the girl's bathroom.

xoxo

JennyMac said...

you are crazy!!!! and I will send your elbow some Clearasil.

Miss Ottley said...

You're a mad man Pooba, a mad man... LOL.

survivinglifedaily said...

An elbow zit? Never heard of it you are most definitely a pioneer in that department!

Stacy (the Random Cool Chick) said...

AHAHAHAHAHA! This post made me love you just a little bit more...heh, heh! :)

Hit 40 said...

Where's your new post?? Are you still celebrating your zit pop??

Alexis AKA MOM said...

LOL is it like chancing you husband around to pop a zit on his face or back. No clue why but that is something we do ... lOL ;)

Aunt of 14 said...

*laughs* what was so satisfying about blasting that elbow zit? You're a crack up!

Intense Guy said...

40 comments precede this one ... comments about ... you squeezing an elbow zit.

I'm still befuddled how a beautiful woman like you would even get a zit...

Queenie Jeannie said...

You are SO silly!!!

Snow? Already?? Yikes!

Stephanie Faris said...

An entire blog about elbow acne. I never thought someone could pull it off so well!

jennster said...

who the fuck gets elbow acne?!?! LMFAO

heathersister said...

OMG!

tolu said...

I have a bizarre spot on my elbow, it just wont go away, Im beginning to think its some format of growth/new life form.

I name him terry

Megan said...

LMAO!!! I would've liked to see you trying to contort yourself into the perfect zit-popping position! Haha!!

Karen, author of "My Funny Dad, Harry" said...

This is funny but the funniest thing to me is that you got 47 comments on it! Love your apologies at the end!

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