My dog is in love with a goat.
Ok, let me explain.
It all started when I won another contest. Yes, ANOTHER contest. I'm sorry, it just happens.
Anyway, this certain contest was hosted by Broken Teepee, who is also known as "the publicist" over at her goat Pricilla's blog.
Yes, her blog has a goat.
Wow, did I really just write that? I thought you could only transpose words like that when you were talking. Anyway, what I meant to write was,
Yes, her goat has a blog.
So, when I got the package in the mail the other day, there was a cute picture on the outside. Dozer was a little curious.
In my little prize package, the publisher's goat was kind enough to include a card.
Awwww, how sweet! After I read the card, I put it aside while I dug into my prize, which was the OraMoist and Canker Cover.
You're jealous, I know.
The publisher included a little surprise!
Her homemade Happy Goat soap! How cool is that?
While I was admiring my prizes, I realized something wasn't right, something was missing. Then I realized that Dozer's big nose wasn't in my face snotting all over my prizes.
Yep, something definitely wasn't right. So I went looking for him.
And this is how I found him.
Holding the picture of the goat in his arms.
Staring at her longingly.
My dog is in love with Pricilla the goat.
I tried to take her away from him but he wasn't having that!
I explained to him that Pricilla was a goat and that it really isn't kosher for a dog to be in love with a goat. I'm not sure if that's even legal, but I also explained that she's like a million miles away and everyone knows that long distance relationships never work.
He took the news hard.
He's been depressed ever since.
It's okay guys, he'll get over it. My dad just got a tea cup poodle.
Now go check out the other giveaways at Broken Teepee:
Simple Green Naturals Cleaning Products - ends 2/21
Corked, A Memoir/5 Winners - ends 2/26
The Mayo Clinic Diet Book and Journal - ends 2/27
BeautiControl Products - ends 3/1
Countess of Scandal/5 Winners - ends 3/2
Try Darkness - ends 3/5
Cafe Collection Coffees from Melitta - ends 3/7
And the giveaways over at A Nut In A Nutshell:
String Ring - 2/20
Nowali Moccasins - ends 2/24
Horizon Organic Chocolate Milk - ends 2/25
Walmart $50 Gift Card - ends 2/26
LuShae Jewerly - ends 3/2
Carolina Pad - ends 3/3
Soda Stream Machine - ends 3/5
And the giveaways at the Penny Pinching Mama.
Price Pfister Faucet - ends 2/25
Baby's first phone call - ends 2/25
On Tray - ends 2/25
Rainbow Brite Activity CD - ends 3/3
Giant Pegboard from Discovery Toys - ends 3/3
Smart Potty by BabyBjorn - ends 3/3
Nelle & Lizzy jewerly - ends 3/6
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