Wednesday, May 19, 2010

All Metal Mouths Go To Hell

My Lil Sis texted me yesterday to tell me that she has to get braces.


She had just stepped out of the dentist's office and was a little upset. Naturally. I text her back to ask her why she had to get them. Her response?




"Cuz Jesus hates me."




That's right, so all you 12 year old metal mouths out there listen up:


You better "straighten up" cuz Jesus hates you too.


22 comments:

Kristina P. said...

Makes perfect sense.

blueviolet said...

I want braces again! I need Jesus to hate me.

Hernandez Family said...

Jesus must hate a lot of people then! He sure hated me!

Tiffany said...

I had four YEARS worth of Jesus-hate when I was a teen. Oh, and God hated me too cause I also had neck-gear. And I had to wear a big old bionator (torture in the form of a giant retainer) for years previous to the braces - that would be Holy Ghost Hate. I got the whole trifecta.

But I have a gorgeous smile now!

Suzi said...

Ha, I had them as an adult and got them off just before I got married. Told Jeff I wouldn't marry him with a mouth full of metal.

What's worse is the Orthodontist wanted to leave them on past the 2 year treatment. I told her is she wanted to fund the remainder of the treatment I would be fine with it. She took them off the next visit.

Rebecca Jo said...

I never had braces... Jesus LOVES me :)

Brian Miller said...

no metal has touched my mouth...i must be good...or at least He overlooked all those things i did in high school and college. smiles.

Synergy Girl said...

Welp...I SHOULD have had braces...haven't yet...wanna someday...screw it, I will get veneers...

Bethany said...

I've always had naturally straight teeth, but I hadn't realized until your sister pointed it out that my nice teeth are a direct result of Jesus love. I feel all warm inside.

Kasey Hunt said...

Q just got his braces off today! 2 yr plan off in 14 months! Tell her to get Sure Smile, it cuts the time in half.

Eve said...

Ooooh... poor thing! I don't think Jesus really hates her though - haha! ;)

I had to wear braces for SIX YEARS!!! Yes, you read that right... 6!

Eve said...

OH... I nearly forgot to mention the head gear and following years of retainer wearing!

I wonder if I should have been praying more often. Hmm...

Aleta said...

Ohhh, poor thing! I feel for her. Braces aren't fun at all Ugh..

AmyLK said...

Poor baby! My son (11) is looking forward to getting braces. Yes, he's in therapy! lol

Stacie's Madness said...

hahaha, too funny

Stephanie Faris said...

That's hilarious. Well, today's metal mouth is tomorrow's beautiful teeth.

Mom Taxi Julie said...

I'm putting a link to your blog in my post tomorrow :)

Alexis AKA MOM said...

You two crack me up!

yulz said...

wahahahahaa

Nana said...

Wow, I feel some anger going on. I of course never needed braces.

Lana@The Kids Did WHAT?! said...

I lucked out and didn't need braces, but I still thought Jesus hated me since I was the fat kid with coke bottle glasses and stringy hair.... Maybe he does love me... He must have known braces would have sent me over the edge :P

Queenie Jeannie said...

Braces seriously suck!!! I'd get those invisilign ones!

BTW, Did you get my package??? It said out for delivery yesterday and today it's saying "undeliverable". What the heck????