I pulled a George.
I'm not going to say that I hit a bird with my car because it was more like the bird hit me. There I am driving and all the sudden a bird hits my windshield!
Seriously. The bird was sitting in the middle of the road, outside the range of my car, and decided to fly right into me as I drove by.
"We had a deal!"
I feel so bad but there wasn't anything I could do. He broke his side of the deal!
Poor little guy. Should I have stopped to see if the bird was knocked out or laying in the road unable to fly? Well I didn't, I just kept driving. Does that make me a bad person?
Wait, don't answer that. I must have been in shock.
I can only conclude that the bird had just lost his job, lost his girlfriend, watched his nest burn to the ground, and found out that he only had 30 days to live.
He was obviously suicidal.
I sure hope PETA isn't reading this. Please forgive me.