Tuesday, July 20, 2010

Sexy time!

No really, I'm serious, it's about to get really sexy on this blog so brace yourselves. If you can make it through to the end, you may be rewarded for your effort!


But if your name is MOM or DAD, stop reading. Right now. (Actually maybe MOM can read since she's gettin hitched soon...)


Back to the sexiness. All women need to feel sexy. Yes, every single one of you! And dudes too, I guess, I mean I'm sure they need to feel sexy but for some reason I think they'd rather have a sexy lady than to actually be sexy themselves. I don't know about you but this type of "sexiness" does not turn me on...





Well maybe except for the bottom right, that blonde hair/brown beard has got to drive the women wild! Okay now that you all have that image stuck in your heads...let's move on.


I'm talkin about Eden Fantasys people. The hottest online company out there (and by hottest I mean sexiest), they have something for everyone. (Even MOM. Ew. I did NOT just say that.)


Sex toys - EdenFantasys adult toys store


They have lingerie, sex toys (NOT for you MOM), sensual lotions, yummy smelling candles and anything else that you need to set the mood. If you check out their website you'll see what I'm talkin bout, the selection is HUGE! (I could SO put a pun in there but since this is a family blog, I'll reframe myself. You don't know how HARD that was for me. Hee hee okay I'll stop now.)


So what I'm trying to tell you is that I love Eden Fantasys, and I'm not just saying that to get free stuff. (Although I did get to try out a product and no, I am not going to tell you which one it was!) And as you know, I am just constantly thinking of others so I wanted to let one of you lucky hotties check out Eden Fantasys for yourself so I've got a $25 gift card for you!


Yeah, the queen of entering giveaways is actually doing one of her own. Well, one that doesn't involve me getting rid of junk around my house. (Totally kidding, those of you who have won one of my giveaways knows it's only the highest quality products. From Dollar Tree.)


So let's get this party started! Since this is a sponsered giveaway there is one rule that you have to do in order to enter:


Tell me what your favorite sex position is.


Hahaha! Totally kidding. Just leave me a comment to let me know you want to enter. (Please don't tell me your favorite sex position. Well, unless you really want to but it's not gonna win you extra points, just so ya know. And for the love of God MOM, PLEASE don't answer!)


You can enter as many times as you want but if you want God to smile down on you, you can follow Eden Fantasys on twitter and become a fan of their facebook page.


So are you completely confused? Let me spell it out for you:


Rules:
1. To enter, leave a comment.
2. You can enter as many times as you like.
3. For extra blessing in your life you can check out Eden Fantasys on twitter or facebook.
4. Contest ends on July 27th.


And if you really want to decrease your chances of winning, go ahead and blog about it too!


You ready? 5 - 6 - 7 - 8!


(That's your queue to start commenting. Sorry it's a drill team thing.)

45 comments:

heathersister said...

Seriously, no comments yet. WTH! Well here ya go. I love to win anything!

heathersister said...

Now everyone knows the first comment never wins so I will be back later to get my comment in down the line!

Sara said...

Great giveaway! We need some new lotion. :D ;)

Rebecca Jo said...

I'm blushing even trying to win this... (watch, i'll win) haha!

But it'd be fun to surprise my husband... or at least make MY life better...

(I did NOT just say that)

Tiffany said...

Awesome give-away. Of course I haven't had sex in... how old is my youngest child?!

Uhm... you wrote "And if you really want to decrease your chances of winning, go ahead and blog about it too!"

So we'll be penalized for blogging about it? Way harsh, dude!

singedwingangel said...

I'm here I'm here putting my name in the hat.. I need some new ahem well yeah.. we will just leave it at that HA which really makes it worse doesn't it..

Hernandez Family said...

My favorite position is. . .

This is actually something I really need to win after having 2 kids I could use some sexiness!

blueviolet said...

I'm just speechless. I reviewed them once and did a candle. I'm such a piss poor poster girl for letting loose, that if I won, I'd go candle wild again. I suck. Oops, that could be misinterpreted. ;)

Linds Forrest said...

I want this so bad! Checked out the site and LOVED it! I hope I win!! :)

foxy said...

I'm in!

Kasey Hunt said...

You think that got something for a mom of 3 with no stomach left? lol

Kristina P. said...

I have the Snuggie Sutra, if you want it.

Brian Miller said...

heck yeah put me in

Brian Miller said...

i promise i wont wear it

Brian Miller said...

unless...

Brian Miller said...

no, no, really i wont...

Suzi said...

Uhhh, not sure I have any body left after 3 kids and 3 C-sections. Hmm...maybe something, who knows.

MamaInStilettos said...

Great giveaway! I love EF!!! throw my name in the hat as well! :)

heathersister said...

There, that's better!

Suzi said...

Holy Moly, I think they have expanded on the toys. I haven't been in a shop since I was 19, I don't recall seeing some of this stuff.

Sarah said...

Pick Me Pick Me!!!! I'm in. :)

Alexis AKA MOM said...

Love them!!! I would enter but I have a few products from them would hate to take from a newbie to them!

Good luck everyone you won't be disappointed!

twinmami said...

I want to win!!!!

Nana said...

WOW, you are getting sexy. I'll give you an example of my sexy talk. "O.k. just know I will be sleeping through this so, get the party started."

Maybe I need to win this contest.

Nana said...

Most people don't know that Mike (I just can't say Papa when speaking or thinking romantically. It is too gross.) and I have only lived alone 6 months out of our 30 year marriage. It's a long boring story but, that alone should win me the contest.

KK said...

You crack me up! My mom would have had a heart attack :)

The Green Family said...

Wow! Nothing like spice'n it up on the ol' bloggaroo!!

Loved the picture, thanks for the image that will not go away.

I'd love to hear Nana's story!!

heathersister said...

Here I am again, but I think Nana should win, God luv 'er. 6 months. Really?

Orr's said...

Pick me Pick me!

Orr's said...

again

Orr's said...

and again...

Orr's said...

Oh hell and one more time so mom doesn't win... gross

FrancoB. said...

Please exclude this comment from the giveaway :D
I just wanna tell you thanks for visiting by, after I changed my blog from fireflyology all my visitors died, so I didn't think anyone still remembered me. lol
Btw: I sending this to my mom.

Suzi said...

Hmmm....a lot of people really want this. What does this say about all of us? Are we just a bunch of closet nimphos?

kel said...

Ok, I want to enter!!!! and my fave position is........heehee..gotcha.

Robins Family said...

Love the website! Checked it out...want it all. I guess a girl can dream! Would love to spice up my sex life with that love swing! HA HA! ;)

Robins Family said...

Second Entry! :D

Robins Family said...

Can you tell I would really Really REALLY want to win?!

Hernandez Family said...

I guess I should enter again if I'm gonna even have a chance of winning!

Robins Family said...

Thought I would enter again! :)

Sarah said...

Entering again! I really want to WIN!!!

Sarah said...

Like Really Badly!

Sarah said...

I hope you pick me!

Tremayne and Dellany Higby said...

I'm depressed by how non-vulgar these comments are :( WEENER! VA JAY JAY!

Wait, I only kinda read this... does this mean I'm entered into the give away?

Sweet, I hope I win... I'll get a huge strap on... the hubs has been acting up lately. Hahahahaha I HAD to. HAD.

Robins Family said...

No winner yet?! HA HA!