Friday, July 30, 2010

Don't You Hate It When...

You think it's Friday only to realize it's only Thursday?



You have to pee so bad but the restroom is closed for cleaning?



Your plane crashes and your stuck on an island with a bunch of people only to realize that you're all dead?



People sit right next to you on a bus when there are plenty of other open seats?



You can't get that fillet fish song out of your head?



You wake up all sweaty? It's like "What the hell was I doing in my sleep?"



When you go to shake the bottle of salsa and then realize the lid wasn't screwed on?



When the inside of your ear itches and you just want to jam a pencil in your head?



When you call Lady Gaga and she's kinda busy?



When a song on your ipod plays a lot louder than all the other songs and it scares you half to death?



Your shoe squeaks and everyone thinks you farted?



When you sleep with your boss and don't get promoted?



You pour a bowl of cereal then realize there's no milk left?



People "drunk IM" you on facebook?



Restaurants only have Pepsi products?



You sneeze right after you put on mascara?



You're riding the elevator when someone farts and gets off, then the next person who gets in thinks it was you who farted?



People just assume that you play basketball because you are like 10 feet tall?



When your milkshake brings all the boys to your yard?



You get stuck behind a slow walker?



You forget your neighbors name but it's way too late to ask?



Radio stations play Sex and Candy?



You're about to say something important but then Kanye West butts in?



You pee on your tampon string?



Your DVR cuts off So You Think You Can Dance 10 minutes too soon?



When people complain about what they hate?

31 comments:

Sara said...

Actually, yes, yes, yes! lol The peeing on your tampon string peeves me off every time. WTHeck!!! Cute post.

Miss. Candy said...

This is GREAT!! The tampon thing drvies me insane!!!!!

Tiffany said...

LOL! Great list!!

Love how of all of 'em, everyone is commenting on the tampon one! (and yes, I hate that too.)

AmyLK said...

Good list! but today is actually Friday. YAY!

Kristina P. said...

That Lady Gaga. Such a B Word!

Rebecca Jo said...

I love you... you never fail to make me laugh

Pricilla said...

I hate when Abby eats my grain

Nana said...

O.k. I was laughing so hard until the Pepsi product comment.

Then I forgave you and started laughing again.

What weird crap is going on in your head? As if I need to ask.

I went to the Skin Dr. I said Skin Dr. because I can't remember how to spell Dermatalogist? Anyway, I had half my face burned off (trying to prevent skin cancer) I look like a fried turd.
I call my new look "The Albert" (just keeping with the not his real name blog persona)

Just thought you would want to know.

Amy said...

LOL!

Call Me Cate said...

I actually love all those things. As long as they're happening to someone else.

Kitten said...

Yes, yes, yes, yes...and to the rest of them, yes.

Michelle said...

Can you help me get all the boys out of my yard? Because I've been working on my milkshake and have had no progress.

Sarah said...

This list cracked me up! It's sooooooo true! Love it!! ...especially those slow walkers!

Bee and Rose said...

BEST.LIST.EVER!

Hilarious! Loved the whole Lost reference!

blueviolet said...

I can't tell you how many times I've sneezed my mascara messy!

Brian Miller said...

lol. thanks for the friday afternoon chuckles...

KK said...

I do hate that!

Life with Kaishon said...

Oh my gosh. You made me laugh so hard! : )

Suzi said...

Yep, all of that! How about when something so hilariously funny happens when you have a mouthful of drink and it spews out of your nose?

Amanda Mayshomemade said...

Great post Very entertaining

Closer to Lucy said...

Oh hell! If Gaga is too busy for you, then I don't a chance!

dani said...

You silly girl. I could totally hear you laughing after every single one of these. You know you were sitting at your desk giggling out loud. Admit it.

Shell said...

So funny!

I have to say that it cracks me up when people drunk im.

Julia said...

Did you just slip that sleeping with your boss thing in and think no body would notice? Now say it isn't so!

The DVR. PISSES ME OFF.

gigi123 said...

LMMAO! Thanks for these, I really needed the chuckle this early Sat morning since I'm going to be stuck in the house all day to finish some assignments...UGH!
HAPPY SITS!!!

Debbie said...

Too funny. Actually the Lady Gaga one was my personal favorite!

Christine Macdonald said...

"You sneeze right after you put on mascara?"

Just perfect.

heathersister said...

Thanks. You make me smile. And laugh.

Dolly said...

I hate all those things-and I'm so sorry to read about your divorce Pooba:( Totally sucks! Big hugs to a great blogger in my neighborhood...

Alexis AKA MOM said...

hehe oh so many of those are my life!

yulz said...

love the lists