I. Am. Awesome.
If you're looking for any fashion tips or just wondering "How does she do it?" just let me know, I'll share all my secrets with you. Here are just a few:
- Stay out until 2 AM the night before
- Wake up 15 minutes before work
- Run into the bed post 2 1/2 times
- Trip over the cat on your way out of the shower
- Get dressed in the dark
If you follow these simple steps then maybe, just maybe, you can be as fashionable as me.