Tuesday, July 13, 2010

Fashion Forward . . . . And Back

Just realized that my shirt, shoes AND my underwear all match.  That's right,


I. Am. Awesome.


If you're looking for any fashion tips or just wondering "How does she do it?"  just let me know, I'll share all my secrets with you.  Here are just a few:


  • Stay out until 2 AM the night before
  • Wake up 15 minutes before work
  • Run into the bed post 2 1/2 times
  • Trip over the cat on your way out of the shower
  • Get dressed in the dark


If you follow these simple steps then maybe, just maybe, you can be as fashionable as me.


Maybe.

20 comments:

Shell said...

Oh, that's how you do it!

Kristina P. said...

What should I do if I don't have a cat?

Unknown said...

That's Funny! Can I substitute a dog for the cat to trip over?

Jason, as himself said...

Oh, wow. You really ARE impressive. That's why I love you so.

Michelle said...

I'm with Kristina - can I substitute a lazy, lumbering dog for the cat?

KK said...

You. Are. Awesome.

Suzi said...

If only I could be so cool!

brokenteepee said...

And you don't have your own TV show?

Liz Mays said...

Stay out until 2am? I am yawning by 7:30. I'm like your grandmother.

Brian Miller said...

so how do you run into the bedpost 2 1/2 times...smiles. you are awesome!

AiringMyLaundry said...

I totally run into my bed! And sometimes, for fun, the wall.

Kimberly @ Bookmark To Blog said...

Now that is impressive! I think I could learn a thing or two from you!

Nana said...

Where are the pictures?

Nana said...

I just caught up w/ some of your latest posts ha ha ah dew shay.

Alexis AKA MOM said...

See that is what happens but I leave with one blue and one black shoe!

Sarah said...

Well Done!

Unknown said...

I was praying and hoping that one day you would share your secret to coolness : ) and now I know!

Stephanie Faris said...

I once had a friend who wouldn't leave the house unless her bra and panties matched. Even if nobody would ever know but her.

Megan said...

I'll have to keep these steps in mind for the next time I want to be just like you! ;0)

Julie H said...

I often find myself looking in the mirror at work and going "oh look my undies and shirt are the same color". Weird how that works out!