You think it's Friday only to realize it's only Thursday?
You have to pee so bad but the restroom is closed for cleaning?
Your plane crashes and your stuck on an island with a bunch of people only to realize that you're all dead?
People sit right next to you on a bus when there are plenty of other open seats?
You can't get that fillet fish song out of your head?
You wake up all sweaty? It's like "What the hell was I doing in my sleep?"
When you go to shake the bottle of salsa and then realize the lid wasn't screwed on?
When the inside of your ear itches and you just want to jam a pencil in your head?
When you call Lady Gaga and she's kinda busy?
When a song on your ipod plays a lot louder than all the other songs and it scares you half to death?
Your shoe squeaks and everyone thinks you farted?
When you sleep with your boss and don't get promoted?
You pour a bowl of cereal then realize there's no milk left?
People "drunk IM" you on facebook?
Restaurants only have Pepsi products?
You sneeze right after you put on mascara?
You're riding the elevator when someone farts and gets off, then the next person who gets in thinks it was you who farted?
People just assume that you play basketball because you are like 10 feet tall?
When your milkshake brings all the boys to your yard?
You get stuck behind a slow walker?
You forget your neighbors name but it's way too late to ask?
Radio stations play Sex and Candy?
You're about to say something important but then Kanye West butts in?
You pee on your tampon string?
Your DVR cuts off So You Think You Can Dance 10 minutes too soon?
When people complain about what they hate?
1 year ago