Sunday, November 23, 2008

Blood Suckin Sweetness


I figured there aren't enough Twilight posts out there so I thought I'd help everyone out and add my own.


I saw Twilight on Friday with the two hottest chicks around, Andrea & Talicia, and I was way too excited for the mature, grown woman that I am. But I wasn't the only one so I didn't care!



LOVED IT.

What a relief!

Edward was not this pale, skinny, zombie looking creature. After seeing this magazine cover, I was worried that Edward was going to suck (Ha! I really did just write suck without even thinking) I mean look at that picture! They couldn't have taken a worse photo, what were they thinking?! He looks possessed!


But in the movie, he looked like a totally different person, a sexy steamy bad ass blood suckin hunk of a man! For example, the hottest kissing scene ever:


That's right, this is a pic you're gonna wanna click on to get a closer look. Soak it up ladies, soak it up!



Now, here are the parts that these vampire movie makers did not give the Twilight book justice. If you haven't seen it, maybe you should stop reading here so that you aren't biased when you do.

1. Edward's shirt sleeve was rolled up higher on his left arm then on his right. Is there anything more annoying than that?

2. Rosalie was blah. In the book she is supposed to be the most beautiful vampire, in the movie...not so much!

3. Jasper looks constipated the whole time.

4. When Edward puts Bella on his back and takes off running, he sticks his arm out above his head and looks like fricken Peter Pan. Come on!

5. After the baseball scene the Cullens just look silly when they hiss at the vampires in James' Coven. Just silly.



But overall I thought it was good, so good that I am now reading the first Twilight book.

Again.

But who hasn't read it more than once?

16 comments:

Courtney said...

Yeah! I loved it too! Here in KS they have a theater that has plush leather reclining seats and they serve alcohol! So it was SOO much better that way. My friend and I want to go and see it again. I agree tho~Jasper did look constipated!

Glamorous Life of a House Wife said...

Horray for Twilight! I saw it and loved it, too! Wonderful!!!

Orr's said...

Yeah we decided jasper looked like edward scissor hands but it was funny cuz you could tell he was in pain from the smell of everyone. It was made for people who read the books because we got all the extra funny stuff anyway IG2Go love you and edward! Oh and I tried to kiss lance when I got home and he shunned me and said he wasn't touching me till the movie was out of theaters so I didn't imagine Edward. DANG I TOTALLY would jk. Love you.

Rebecca Jo said...

Loved the movie - but the book is SOOOO much better than the movie. I hated they didn't show alot of Charlisle.... LOVE HIM!!!!

But that was one hot kiss scene - when he was saying "dont move... stay still" - I wanted to melt!!!

What a hottie!

Wendy said...

I'm thinking about doing a Twilight post. I haven't seen the movie, but I read the book and so far, I am the only person I know who HATED it. But, I am weird like that.

Queenie Jeannie said...

I liked getting out of the house with a friend and no hubbie or kids! Who cares about the movie??

I thought it was kind of a stinker, but I'm still glad I went!

The Wife O Riley said...

Thanks for stopping by!! I love your blog and will be following you now. You will be so sick of me after a while! :) I am seeing Twilight on Wednesday so I stopped reading your post when you told me to. I will come back and read it after I see the movie. But feel free to post about other things, I'll be back to read them too.

dani said...

I wanted to be fashionably late for seeing the movie but seeing as EVERYONE else has seen the movie and posted about it, it looks like that was not the right thing to do. Can't wait.

Yaya said...

I LOVED it!!

Haha...constipated-you're right!

My cuz and I are gonna see it AGAIN this week!!!! You should read her cute little review on her blog (she's only 14)-she's so cute! www.thebainbridgechronicles.blogspot.com

i'm black betty said...

maybe jasper needs some miralax...

angie said...

If I don't see it next week, it will be the week after. And I do hope Edward looks better in the movie than in all these 'don't forget I'm a vampire' pictures.

Julia said...

I don't get the vampire thing. I don't know why. I think it just creeps me out way too much. Thanks for stopping by my site and the complements! Oh and here's a shout out to another Amazon woman like myself. I am 5'11" but the closest I get to heals are my clogs. Sad but true.

TMI said...

I thought the movie was a hit too, but agree that it was a miss in some areas.... especially when Edward runs up the mountain. That was just bad and cheesy and lame.

heathersister said...

Thanks for the saucy Bday wishes. I loved the movie. I have seen it three times. Re-read Twilight just before the movie came out, now I am reading New Moon, again. I had my moments of things I did not like, but overall, sigh, I love it. Can't wait for the DVD.

Nanny Goats In Panties said...

So as I hop from blog to blog today, I'm really hopping from Twilight post to Twilight post. Am I the ONLY one who hasn't seen this movie? Or read the books?

lucythevaliant said...

I found your blog on SITS... hi! I was soooo worried about Edward not being done justice in the movie. He was so beautiful in the book, I didn't think they could pull it off. But they did!