Wednesday, March 11, 2009

I Need Full Protection



They need to start making full body aprons for people like me.





















I'm thinking maybe something like this:






But in pink.


38 comments:

Sami... said...

Oh My Gosh!
I cannot even begin to tell you how many times I've done that!
I so know where you're coming from girl, you're not alone!! haha.

Rebecca Jo said...

You totally crack me up!!!

Debbi said...

with the shoes, DEFINITELY with the shoes. They make the body-protection SO much more fashionable!

Amy said...

Wait a second...is that an Oompa Loompa?

THE Stephanie said...

Oooo... done that before. But with a chocolate pie. LOL

Donnetta said...

I'm LOVING the "full protection"! Maybe you should market it??

Bee and Rose said...

That happened to me with my homemade ranch dressing yesterday! That just sucks! Love your full body apron idea!!!!

Call Me Cate said...

Doggy seems happy about it though!

It could've been worse - my BIL and his wife were visiting us one summer and she insisted that SHE make her spaghetti sauce because it's the ONLY acceptable spaghetti sauce and her kids would never eat MY spaghetti sauce. So she kicked me out of my own kitchen to make it. WhatEVER!!! Then, BIL managed to drop the entire saucepan on his way to the dining room. It's like it exploded. Fridge, cabinets (which were white), walls (cream), ceiling! (which was white), even onto the (beige) carpet in the next room.

Of course, at that point they were happy to disappear from the kitchen while I cleaned it all up.

My point is that to be REALLY full protection, please consider adding coverings for the entire room to your product line. In case they ever visit me again.

BeeHappy said...

What an hilarious post!

Kristina P. said...

Oh no! That's totally something I would do.

Julia said...

oh my goodness....nothing further needs to be said.

Hernandez Family said...

I've seen worse! And I would have to agree with "call me cate" the apron should extend to cover the entire kitchen!

Mandy said...

LOL--get one for me while you are at in.

Suzi said...

The marshmallow suit would work, however your shoes would still get a bit messed.

andy said...

I totally do that ALL. THE. TIME. But if it's alcohol, it is much more sad.

These occasions I am reminded of why I like to have a dog.

And I'm following you based simply on your header pic. Coffee almost came out of my nose. Does your hubby know that his face is SO very huge on your blog? OMG. Too funny.

Lindsey said...

HA HA HA... oh that made my day!! HA HA HA

Kasey Hunt said...

I've done that with a chicken salad. And I wasn't as lucky as you to have animals clean up the mess!!!

angie said...

Wow! I thought maybe the lid came off, but the plastic busted?!

Melissa said...

That looks like me!! I am a klutz in the kitchen!

LadyStyx said...

Hey lookit that! You have an automatic floor washer too!! Arent they the coolest?

blueviolet said...

I have had the very same thing happen to me with the very same container and the very same contents. Let me know what apron you find that works for this because I want the very same one.

Emily said...

Thats hilarious!! What a cute blog you have!!

Frogs in my formula said...

That's hilarious. And further proof that we need to get a dog! (Though I can't lie, our cats will eat anything off the floor--even pasta.)

Lee said...

I remember when I did that with orange juice.
It's a moment of fury that you're never prepared for.

Rhea said...

at least you have a good clean-up crew. lol

Pretty toes,btw! I so need a pedicure...

Staci said...

i scream loud obsenities when things like that happen to me......

3 Bay B Chicks said...

Adore this post!

I am concerned, though. Surely you won't commit the same fashion sin of wearing black nylons with your pink suit, right?

Don't make me rethink my love for you, Pooba.

-Francesca

Keyona said...

I lovet he heels with it. Classy!

nikkicrumpet said...

*SNORT* you could start a new fashion trend. But I'm pretty sure Dozer was happy with your little mistake!

Kathy B! said...

I think red sauce on black pants is the new trend for '09! Embrace your fashion forward fabuousness!

Franco said...

hahahahaha I love the end part!!!!
that happens to me all day, i ahte it

Leslie said...

LOL! That's fabulous!!!! :)

April said...

LMAO!!!!! I LOVE that you took a picture of it!!! Ha ha, I would totally be like..."Wait, let me get my camera and blog about it first..." lol

heathersister said...

You would look totally cute! And good job Dozer on cleaning up your little mess. And I was thinking the same thing as April above me. I can't believe you got your camera! However I would not have thought about blogging. I would have been too pissed!

Megan said...

Oh no! Big OOPS! Love your full apron idea though! It could be the new fashion trend, you trend-setter, you!

Yaya said...

Oh that sucks.


Pink?? No way, go to your jail and they'll give you a great one in orange. It is the new spring color ya know!

Mamarazzi said...

i HATE kitchen messes like that.

the suit would look GREAT on YOU...me? not so much...even in pink!

ChicagoLady said...

I hate it when that happens. Fortunately, Dozer was right there, ready and willing to help you clean up.