Wednesday, March 25, 2009

It Also Pays To Be A Slut.




Remember the little dilemma I was in a few weeks ago? You know, where I won two tickets to the Fall Out Boy concert but there are four of us going and I couldn't decide who to give the free ticket to?

Well, if you remember I decided to give both of my sisters a free ticket which meant Andrea and I would pay full price for ours.

Should I feel guilty that I made all three girls plead their case for a free ticket from me? Maybe, but I know I should feel guilty for taking pleasure in the fact that I made them all get on their hands and knees and beg. There's just something about people bowing before me that I just can't NOT enjoy!

Yes I am evil, very evil. I'm going to hell, but you already knew that.

Anyway...

So all that begging (mostly between my sisters, Andrea really didn't beg, at least not in public anyway) is now irrelevant. Why? Well I decided that I would let Andrea go to the concert for free too. Doesn't that make up for my previous naughty behavior? Yeah I thought so too, I am just THAT great of a friend ya know?

Okay so I'm lying to you. Not about Andrea going to the concert for free, but that I actually had anything to do with it. My baby sis Alyse friggin won 2 more free tickets! I'm not joking people. So yes, we all get to go to the concert FOR FREE!

Woot!



How did the baby sis accomplish this? By pimping herself out of course. She learns from the best you know. The X96 DJ, Corey Obrien, was giving free tickets to the person who could write him the best haiku about Fall Out Boy tickets. Here is her winning haiku:


Give me free tickets
To the Fall Out Boy Concert
And I will kiss you



Yeah baby, she knows what's up. I taught her well. I was at work listening to the radio and actually heard her call in and win and you could actually hear Corey's cheeks turning red after hearing her poem. Who wouldn't want to kiss this face?



So big thanks to the baby sis for sluttin it up on the radio, I knew you had it in you!

34 comments:

Jon and Steph said...

Saweet! That's awesome. Your sister is hilarious, That's the funniest thing ever!

Rebecca Jo said...

OH MY GOSh... you girls were all just destined to go. werent you!!! That's amazing!!! Cant wait for pictures of the night!!! I'm imagining some craziness!!!

Call Me Cate said...

That's awesome. Hey, whatever it takes, right?

Tremayne and Dellany Higby said...

You best be sluttin it up at the concert as well my friend, and do it in my name!!! WOo HOo thats awesome, you ho!

Kristina P. said...

That's so awesome!

And Aubrey O'Day would agree with your title.

Staci said...

hahaha awesome....

Kathy B! said...

Awesome! She's walkin' the wild side. Now does she actually have to make good on her haiku promise?! If so, you need to record that radio bit and play it for us :)

3 Bay B Chicks said...

This is the best post title evah. (which is misspelled intentionally in order to convey my enthusiasm.)

You and your sisters are my kind of people!

-Francesca

ChicagoLady said...
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ChicagoLady said...

(I really should learn to verify what I'm saying before I hit publish.)

How awesome is that!!!!! I'm sure you will all have a fabulous time at the Fall Out Boy concert. Make sure you take pictures! And if your sister really has to kiss Corey, get a picture for blackmail, I mean proof. LOL

blueviolet said...

Do you know the potential this opens up? How exciting!

Have fun at the concert, all 4 of you!!!!!

Debbi said...

HAHAH! Perfect picture!

Congrats on your family sluttery. Nothing better.

Suzi said...

Whatever works, right?

angie said...

It's meant to be!

Btw, ketchup chips?!

Ben and Ash said...

That is hilarious. Go Alyse! I want to know if she really does have to kiss him now. And ya, i agree with the previous comment...ketchup chips?!

Julia said...

You sluts made me laugh today! Keep up the good slut work!

Anonymous said...

...and poor ol' Dad will sit at home, all lonely and sad while his 3 little gems are out slutting it up for free at the FOB concert! You can kiss me anytime Lyser! (Just don't expect free tickets!) (You too Kel 'n Lin!)

Lee said...

That has to be the best haiku I've ever read.
seriously.

heathersister said...

No. Freakin'. Way.

You are lyin'.

I can't believe she won tickets too. And here I thought I was lucky for winning tickets to the Reds game in one of those fancy suites with free food and drink.

You go girls. Have a great time.

Sarah Bellum said...

The more important thing to know is where did you get that blue shirt? I've been looking for a ruffled one like that for ages. Spill it. Or else.

Bee and Rose said...

I am so becoming a slut! All the slutty girls always get the good stuff!

Congrats on the freebies!!! Fall Out Boy Rocks!

LadyStyx said...

*chuckles* Too cute. How wonderful you ALL can go for free though!!

Thistledew Farm said...

You are a great teacher Obie Won.

Alabama Redhead said...

Just stopping by...awesome blog. Love the funny randomness!!

Nana said...

You husseys ( I think that's how you spell it)

Come on over! I don't know though you might want a baby of your own. He smells so good and feels so soft.

My strawberry flan cake has no calories, so don't even worry about it.

Donnetta said...

Way to go, hoochies!!!

Alyse said...

I AM NOT A SLUT YOU FILTHY UNGRATEFUL WHORE! Lol, I love you Kelly:) and to all who read this, wouldn't you kiss someone to get free tickets? I better look up a picture of Corey Obrien before I make good on my Haiku... Know what the best part about winning is? He liked my haiku better than anyone else's! Yeah bih! And now dad can come since you already bought the other two tickets. If he wants to that is... he's kind of old... and bald... and doesn't even know Fall Out Boy! He says "FOB" so that everone thinks he's cool and up to date. What a funny papa we have:)

Ter said...

lol so funny.

Thanks for your comment on my blog today. I lost the link to your blog, so it's nice to see you again. :)

Grand Pooba said...

Okay people, I haven't tried these ketchup chips yet, hence the wanting them. But I work with Canadians and they tell me they are fantastic! Why they don't offer them in the States is a mystery to me. If I ever get to try them, I will definately blog about it so watch out!

Ryan Ashley Scott said...

It's nice to know some of your lessons actually took, huh? I always enjoy seeing my baby sister following in my unruley footsteps. :)

kel said...

that is awesome! I love me some fall out boy!!! Gots me a little crush a little crush on Patrick Stump. blow him a kiss for me, k?

Melissa said...

That is awesome!! You guys are going to have a great time!!

nikkicrumpet said...

Wow...now that you've announced to the whole world that she'll put out for tickets....she is gonna be one BUSY girl!

Megan said...

Hahahaha That's awesome! Congrats! =D