Thursday, September 10, 2009

And Thanks For The Bum Crack

Our little trip to St. George over the Labor Day weekend was very relaxing.


Thanks to Brandon and Sharon for letting us stay at their house, you two are very gracious hosts. Thanks for letting me play with Waffles and for allowing her to slobber on me, I truly felt at home.


Thanks to De for taking Logan and I to see the movie Up, and for the endless supply of candy. I wish we would have had more time to go four wheeling with you. I love your kids and I hope you realize your daughter is the most beautiful child I have ever seen, even during the mullet stage.


Thanks to Mom for giving us her credit card, supplying all the food, and for letting us be our crazy selves. Thanks for letting us say the word vagina in your presence without plugging your ears screaming and running away. And most of all, thanks for still loving me even though I am a sinner.


Thanks to Bobra for assisting me in whooping Mom & Lin's asses in the game of nertz. I am still the reigning queen of nertz and don't plan to give up the title anytime soon. And another big thanks to Bobra for still loving my mom even though she sweats milk.


Thanks to Logan for your new found obsession with me, thanks for not letting anyone cuddle with you but me. Thanks for letting me play mom and take you to a movie and read you Green Eggs and Ham and for watching Thomas the Train with me. Thanks for your hugs and kisses and for always asking to come to Dozer's house and thanks for being sad when I leave.





Thanks to Albert for letting me take as many naps as I wanted and for coming to the pool even though you didn't want to. Thanks for getting me an ice cream cone at McDonalds and for feeding my pumpkin spice latte addiction. Thanks for being so kind to my family and for constantly making fun of my sisters. And thanks for not making me drink that glass of Wild Turkey.


Thanks to Lance for keeping my husband buzzed and entertained while I was napping & playing mommy with Logan, and a big thanks for making those oatmeal chocolate peanut butter bars and making me gain 5 pounds over the weekend.


Thanks to Lindee and Alyse for being open and honest with me and for babysitting Mona. And most importantly, thanks for allowing me to post these pictures on the internet.






Thanks for the pool entertainment.
















And for the synchronized swimming.







Thanks for letting me try to milk your walrus.








And thanks for the cute bum crack.


32 comments:

Stephanie Faris said...

The quality on those pics is INCREDIBLE. I feel like I'm there!

I assume Waffles is their dog? Or were you playing with breakfast food!

Grand Pooba said...

LOL, yes Steph, Waffles is a dog!

However I do play with my breakfast food at times and drooling is also involved.

blueviolet said...

I love that your family is so close and constantly together doing one thing or another! Where the heck does Albertico's family live?

Kasey Hunt said...

Great pictures. Looks like you had a ton of fun out there.

Lee the Hot Flash Queen said...

I am DYING over the Bum Crack!! That is so funny!! Happens to both my kids in their bathing suits and cracks me up!!

Kristina P. said...

I hear the Olympics calling your name.

~ Dawn ~ said...

Great pics!! The bum crack...too cute!! Poor boy, those are going to be the show the girlfriend pics when he gets older. LOL!! And OMG..a big thank you goes out to your mom...VAGINA!!! LOL!!

THE Stephanie said...

I.Love.Nertz. Haven't played in years, but somehow, I think I could take your crown away. Let me know if you're ever in Texas and we'll give it a whirl, K? LOL

Pricilla said...

Train 'em early! What is it with boys and their pants...doesn't matter how old they are!

Great photos!

Missy said...

The photos are amazing and it looks like you had a fantastic time.

Boys and their pants, Moms and the word vagina. I swear if I say the word sex in front of my mother she cries and wails to the Lord for me.

Stacy (the Random Cool Chick) said...

Your photos never cease to amaze me. Like Stephanie said, they made me feel like I was there! I love how much fun you have with family and friends - I miss that living so far away from my family and friends, so it's nice to be able to live vicariously through you. You know, I'm blonde, so maybe I could just sneak in and pretend I'm part of your family...could work! ;)

Rebecca Jo said...

mmm... I want a McDonalds ice cream cone now!!!!

Love all the pics... such good color! am loving all the olympic action of syncronized swimming...talent there!!!

Logan's back looks like he got kissed by the sun!! Cutie pie!

And I dont think I would plug my own ears & scream if I said the word vagina to my mom!! hehe!

Rebecca Jo said...

***oops - I mean, I WOULD plug my own ears...

Rebecca said...

So much fun - love all of the pictures!!!

Suzi said...

Love the synchronized swimming!

WhisperingWriter said...

I love these pictures.

And I'm jealous that your mom gives you her credit card. My Mom would never do that.

Alexis AKA MOM said...

You crack me up on the wallrus! Ok girl your family has too much frun and takes the most fabulous vacations!

It's like view pictures of the beautiful people! Just gorogeous all of you.

I told you I can claim to be the fluffy cousin :)

survivinglifedaily said...

You have such an awesome family!! Looks like a blast!

Lee said...

SOOOOOO cute!
God... I want a pumpkin spice latte now. *goes to make coffee*

The Nice One said...

What fun pictures.
Your camera kicks butt.

Hit 40 said...

You had a blast! And, I think you were sober while you were synchronized swimming. Very funny!

Marsdinis said...

Looks like you guys had a great time-love the synchronized(just slaughtered that word...) swimming!

Julia said...

milk. the. walrus. I am tearing from laughter at that one.

And I think kids just like to give mom's just a taste of what is to come with the "I like her better" crap. You know the power trips and such... You realize the boy is using you Pooba. Really. Sorry to break it to ya Babe.

But the cuddling looked like he meant it.

klynch said...

SO very cute! and entertaining!!

Justine said...

Oh yeah, good times were had by all! Man, that kid is gorgeous! My favorite pic you got is of someone lifting him out of the pool. Just too perfect!
Do you realize how much you and Lindee look alike?

Justine :o )

Ashley said...

Fun! What a great trip! I am in need of some poolside fun before summer is over!!

Orr's said...

Wow that last picture is HOT! Look at that face on me, I look like I'm going to puke. Thanks for showing my boob on the internet we could have at least done the real thing but seems how there is barely anything there anymore I guess teh swim suit can cover it.

ChicagoLady said...

Not a proper post unless you're showing Lin's boob, huh? LOL

My favorite is the one with Logan in mid-air. What a fantastic shot!

Looks like everyone had a fun time. Why weren't we all invited? Huh, huh????

LadyStyx said...

Looks like a great time was had by all!

LadyStyx said...

Looks like a great time was had by all!

Megan said...

What a fun vacation! LOVE the pictures! Great, clear, crisp. Can I come next time? Purty please? I'll just hide in your suitcase. ;0)

The synchronized swimming pics are hilarious!

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