As I was sitting at my desk, I happened to look down at my foot and realized that I might be violating a serious fashion no-no.
I've got major toe cleavage.
What exactly is toe cleavage? Here are the shoes I am wearing today.
I'm sorry for showing you my foot so early in the morning, but I need to know, is this good or bad? Is toe cleavage like boob cleavage and the more I show, the more hookerish I become?
Am I being immodest? Is this appropriate work attire?
Personally I think I have ugly toe cleavage, I'm not exactly sure what good toe cleavage looks like but I'm pretty sure I don't have it.
I mean look at mine, my big toe is all squished in there next to my second toe and together they make these ugly toe wrinkles that make my foot look old and fat. Just look at those toes, it looks like they despise each other but Momma has forced them to hug and make up.
Instead of toe cleavage I think we should just call it piggy crack, it just doesn't look right to me, but how can you avoid it?
And what about dudes, what do they think of piggy crack, or do they even think about it at all? Attractive? Turn off?
Speaking of cracks, is butt cleavage really a good thing for a woman? Last time my sister and I went to Wendover, we got an eyeful of butt cleavage and of course I had to document the event with my camera phone.
Seriously, I don't wanna see that anymore than I wanna see this:
But people, help me out.
Good? Bad? Sexy? Nasty?
1 year ago