Wednesday, September 30, 2009

Piggy Crack

As I was sitting at my desk, I happened to look down at my foot and realized that I might be violating a serious fashion no-no.


I've got major toe cleavage.


What exactly is toe cleavage? Here are the shoes I am wearing today.



I'm sorry for showing you my foot so early in the morning, but I need to know, is this good or bad? Is toe cleavage like boob cleavage and the more I show, the more hookerish I become?


Am I being immodest? Is this appropriate work attire?


Personally I think I have ugly toe cleavage, I'm not exactly sure what good toe cleavage looks like but I'm pretty sure I don't have it.



I mean look at mine, my big toe is all squished in there next to my second toe and together they make these ugly toe wrinkles that make my foot look old and fat. Just look at those toes, it looks like they despise each other but Momma has forced them to hug and make up.


Instead of toe cleavage I think we should just call it piggy crack, it just doesn't look right to me, but how can you avoid it?


And what about dudes, what do they think of piggy crack, or do they even think about it at all? Attractive? Turn off?












Speaking of cracks, is butt cleavage really a good thing for a woman? Last time my sister and I went to Wendover, we got an eyeful of butt cleavage and of course I had to document the event with my camera phone.




Seriously, I don't wanna see that anymore than I wanna see this:



But people, help me out.


Toe cleavage.


Good? Bad? Sexy? Nasty?

57 comments:

Pricilla said...

I don't know about the piggies but was that a whore? or just some trashy broad?

Sara said...

Some women can pull off toe cleavage. I would have piggy crack, they ain't that pretty. Yours look fine. Pretty sure you are safe. Where is a good "toe" truck joke when you need one?

Janelle said...

Piggy Crack just sounds so much worse!! I think it looks sexy in certain shoes! And of course nicely painted toes, it's just wrong when toenails are chipped and bitten looking! haha, yes, I've seen it!

Marissa said...

Like you, I second guess my toe cleavage, feeling like I'm being sort of "immodest" and exposing a bit too much to the world. Maybe it's just something you have to get used to or else just not look at! I'll have to make sure I don't bring my husband around you. He's a plumber and, well, the "crack" about plumber's crack...not really a joke with him. It's pretty much a daily occurrence.

Kristina P. said...

I think it's fine. It's a bit whorish, but not too much. There is a fine line.

Julia said...

You look like you have good toe cleavage! But I'm going to draw the line at the black toe nail polish. Now really!

foxy said...

girl, you give great piggy crack! cute shoes too!!

Lee the Hot Flash Queen said...

I never thought about it. I think piggy cleavage is okay unless you have really big fat feet shoved into really ugly shoes.

Grand Pooba said...

I stand by my black toe nail polish!

(It matched my black shoes from yesterday ok?)

Ms. Wanda said...

Ok, I'm LMBO!!! The title alone caught my attention! Piggy Crack! What!!! OMG um, first of all that black polish is fabulous all I saw was great shoes and toes! I don't think men can get past our waistlines, so your safe:)
Now that picture your took was brazen! How did you pull that off? That looks like the chick I saw at Walmart:) For the record I'd take piggy crack over butt crack any day!!!

Jen said...

I really have no opinion. I do however, like your shoes.

JosiahsMommy said...

I think toe cleavage is totally fine when you are wearing an open toed shoe like yours. However- If you are wearing a closed toed shoe, your piggy crack should be contained.

~ Dawn ~ said...

Personally, I think a little toe cleavage is sexy. I think your toe cleavage is just fine. Nice polish btw!

I gave you an award, so stop by to pick it up!

Have a great day!!

blueviolet said...

I have never even once passed judgment on toes and shoes and the way they unite.

However, I'll judge the hell out of butt crack.

Hernandez Family said...

As far as being immodest I don't think so! Toes can be naked in public so showing off a little toe is okay by my standards. Now as far as the butt crack not so much.

PS. Your toes look fab!

Nikki said...

Toe crack isn't so bad...it happens and its so small that most people won't catch it. I've had it before and its just uncomfortable cause usually itmeans that the shoe is really tight. Butt cracks are unacceptable!!

Rebecca said...

I think the toe cleavage is just fine - and I love the black nail polish! (I do think unpolished toe cleavage is not okay however).

Stephanie Faris said...

Toe cleavage is fine. Nasty toenails aren't. You have great toenails!

That girl with the backless dress...are those her ribs poking through her skin or is it just a trick of the lighting? She looks anorexic from here. Or just old. Something's funky with her skin.

Sheila Rae said...

Totally LMAO at this post. I guess I never ever thought about it ;)

I will take toe cleavage over plumber butt crack cleavage any day!!

Following your great blog :)

Sheila

Aunt of 14 said...

Err. I personally think heels are evil. I don't know why.

Nana said...

Butt cleavage NO!! Toe, yes.
I think your feet look fantastico!! Go with it girl.

Together We Save said...

Well butt cleavage is a major no no. Very gross, man or woman but toe cleavage is ok if you can stand to wear heals. I am a flats girl all the way. Oh BTW I found you blog from another and I blog at work too and music is a pain!

Suzi said...

Nice cleavage!

Heather said...

Love love love the red shoes! Do not love whore in the teal backless...uh...dress?

I think you are alright with the toe cleavage. If a girl's got it, flaunt it, right? Or something.

Ryan Ashley Scott said...

Hmmm.... I never thought about it being good or bad, except when foot fat is squished over the top of the shoe. That's bad. You don't have foot fat, so I'd say you're good!

Melissa said...

When you wear a size 10 like I do, and probably you too! I mean no girl that tall has a small foot.

I could be wrong, but its hard to get all that foot into a shoe!!

Some of its going to hang out!

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Karin Katherine said...

The things you think up in a day! That is what keeps me coming back to your blog...even when I'm exhausted and about to faint.

Hit 40 said...

Now I have something else to obsess about.. TOE CLEAVAGE!!! I worry enough about my butt crack showing with the damn low rise pants that are so vogue right now.

Lee said...

When it's minor cleavage, it's not so bad.
But when practically your entire toe is sticking out... yeah. It looks pretty stupid.

Blog Buddy said...

Every time I check on you...I am at a REAL loss for words!:) *Does your boss know (that you take pictures of your feet during work?!)

Tammy Howard said...

I've just never really noticed or given it much thought... My toes are frankly too short for it to ever pose much of a problem...

Anonymous said...

Toe Cleavage should be banned!

Especially, if your toes look as horrible as my toes do.

I am in no way implying that your toes look horrible.

Or am I?

Hugs and Mocha,

Stesha

Stacy (the Random Cool Chick) said...

Toe cleavage is perfectly fine...

That butt cleavage? So wrong on so many levels... ;)

Tiffany @ Lattes And Life said...

I think toe cleavage like yours is fine. And the Leopard shoes at the bottom? A-okay. But pointy toe shoes where the toes are at about mid point of the shoe? Nope. No good. Toes should be at the TOE end of a shoe. Not mid way. But this brings an interesting question to mind. What's the standards for flip flops? There's a whole lot of toe cleavage there. Or would that be full out nudity?

WhisperingWriter said...

I've never even heard of toe clevage until I read this.

I suppose it's okay.

angie said...

I never even realized there was such a thing. Now thanks to you I"m going to be looking for toe cleavage all over the place. :)

Justine said...

A fair amount of piggy crack is not only acceptable, but supposed to be sexy too. I'm not into feet, so I can't way whether it's actually good or not. But the butt crack? That's just fucking trashy. Like my fucking trashy fuckin' mouth.

Justine :o )

ChicagoLady said...

Who in their right mind is wearing open-toed shoes when it's this freakin' cold out? Unless it's still HOT in UT? (If so, please send East).

Adrian's Crazy Life said...

Piggy crack? Now that's a new one. The mysteries of the feminine fashion world always surprise me. Now the butt cleavage - ew. I don't care if it's guys or girls, that's just nasty. Cute shoes though.

Queenie Jeannie said...

LOL!! You are so delightfully SILLY!!! How do you even think of these things anyway???

You have that freaky second-toe-is-longer-than-your-big-toe thing going on!!! I SEE IT!! Thomas and Bella have it too. God loves His freaks, lmao!!!! j/k!

survivinglifedaily said...

I don't know, it's nice sometimes but not all the time I guess. I like your shoes, and I don't think your feet look old and wrinkled!

T~T said...

I can't do it - my toes and feet are too fat! Fred Flinestone feet I have!

Megan said...

I would rather look at toe cleavage aka piggy crack then look at plumber / whore crack any day!!!

CLUFF FAMILY said...

You come up with the most random things. You are so fricken hilarious. Did you get my message? Remeber the guy I was talkin about? His last name is Nelson. Anyway- gettin ready for the big race tomorrow! Can't wait to be done!

Just A Mom (Call me JAM for short) said...

Toe cleavage huh? I'm in trouble now. When you've got long toes, that's a problem. Too bad I got the long toes and not the big boobs.

Alexis AKA MOM said...

I think it looks perfect, you're shoes are sexy and you're toes look cute! I know previously jobs have a no open toe policy but as long as your job doesn't mind I say rock the shoes.

Ok the but crack on that lady in the shirt worn upside down backwards. WTF???

Jacky said...

I've gotta weigh in on this one--I think toe cleavage works for some. You? Fabulous! Me? I CAN'T stand it!! I may just be way too hard on myself, but it's true. It could be called the bane of my existence. =)

Mom Taxi Julie said...

LOL you are too funny! That dress looks like something my ex sil would wear to Easter or something.

LadyStyx said...

I'd rather see the piggy crack than that other ickiness...

Sandi @the WhistleStop Cafe said...

You are cracking me up.
:-)
seriously

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Kodanshi said...

TOTALLY hot. Seriously.

Anonymous said...

Toe cleavage is sexy and you have beautiful toes