Friday, September 4, 2009

My Surragate Husband



My Albert has been away in Colorado for his Uncle's funeral the last few days so Dozer has been my proxy husband.


Isn't he handsome?


Dozer is going to be sad when Al gets home because he won't be able to sleep in the bed anymore. Having Dozer in the bed is just like sleeping with Albert, they both hit me in the face with their flailing limbs, steal the covers leaving me to freeze all night, and try to stick their tongues in my ear while I'm sleeping.


The one difference is that Dozer will only try to hump me when I'm standing up.


However I'll be happy to have my real hubster back because, believe it or not, he actually takes up less room than Dozer. Plus he is a tad bit less stinky than Dozer.


Just a little.


Tonight we are off on our annual Labor Day trip to St. George with my mom and sisters. I am stoked because I will be able to visit my BFF who, years ago, abandoned me for the sweet sweet sun of St. George. I guess I don't blame her I'd rather surround myself with the warmth of the sun then the coldness of my heart. Er somethin.


I can't wait to squeeze those kid's cheeks!


So I hope everyone has a great drunk safe Labor Day weekend and I'll be back next week!


And as Logan says,


Peace out.

31 comments:

Lee said...

Sweet dane!! I just love the fact that the dogs don't talk back!! Have a great trip!

Rebecca said...

Dogs make great substitute hubbies for a while!

He's a beautiful dog.

Have a great trip!

confused homemaker said...

Enjoy your trip! Be safe & have fun:)

Suzi said...

I love your dog, makes me miss my old rot/mastiff.....I told you about him. I found out he died, cancer. ;-(

On a lighter note, have a great weekend! Be safe.

Marissa said...

First of all, your Dozer looks like he's about the sweetest big dog I've ever seen. I miss having a big dog sometimes, until I remember the size of their "presents" ;o)

And that picture of Colorado you posted-that's the Maroon Bells. I live about 30 minutes from those! Is Alex in western Colorado or near Denver?

Kristina P. said...

Have a great time!

Lee said...

Have a great time!
You have a very handsome dog. :)

Annie Harper said...

DO YOU KNOW HOW LONG ITS BEEN SINCE I'VE SEEN YOU?

DO YOU???

Okay, you probably do. And it hasn't been ALL that long. And you most likely don't care as much as me....but still. I see Al more than I see you. ILLEGAL.

Love me.

Hit 40 said...

St. George!! I would love to hear how she likes it. Pseudonymous HS teacher lives in Hawaii. She has made some comments that show the grass is no greener in Ohio than in Hawaii.

Ask your friend how it compares to the states??

Hit 40 said...

.... I guess it would be no greener in Hawaii than in Ohio!! LOL. I feel better now.

Pricilla said...

Have a great trip and I am sorry about Albert's Uncle

Miss. Candy said...

Sorry for the loss! I am sure the dog will be sad and I have to agree, men take up less room!!! Have a great trip!!

ChicagoLady said...

Have fun in St. George!

If Dozer only humps you when you're standing up, you're doing something wrong when he's in bed. LOL

LadyStyx said...

He is a very handsome dog.

LadyStyx said...

Chicago's right, though, ya know....

Yaya said...

I'm sorry for the loss of your Uncle-in-law. Your surrogate hubby is pretty cute!

Jason, as himself said...

Well, I think both of your husbands are hot.

Have fun in St. George!

WhisperingWriter said...

Have a great time.

We have no Labor Day plans. I'm going to try out a new recipe and hope I don't burn the house down in the process..

Justine said...

Well, Dozer is a handsome boy, and I have to admit, I wouldn't mind snuggling up to him. But, one little sign of a hump and I'd be outta there! Now Al on the other hand...

Heeheehee

Justine :o )

JennyMac said...

Dozer rocks! Have a great weekend! Hope the visit is excellent.

Stacy (the Random Cool Chick) said...

Awwww! Dozer is a very handsome hubby stand-in! :)

Hope you're having a FUN weekend! :)

blueviolet said...

So it's all about the girls this weekend! Have a great time!

Marissa said...

Oh wow, Burlington. That's right on the eastern border by Kansas. I'm on the other end of CO on the western slope about 20 minutes north of Aspen. That's a LONG drive if he drove, poor guy!

Nana said...

Sorry to hear about Albert's uncle.

I do like your sub for him though and the fact that he only tries to hump you while you are standing up is a great bonus!

Have fun in St. George. I am jealous. We are not doing are September trip down there this year and I am bummed. Stupid IRS!!!

The audit is over and let's just say they took a lot of our ill gotten gain. We didn't know. Honest.

Kathy B! said...

So sorry to hear of your loss. Hugs to you and your hubby.

I'm glad you had your fabulous pooch to step in as proxy :)

Hope your weekend was wonderful.

survivinglifedaily said...

He is a beautiful dog! Hope you had fun!

Queenie Jeannie said...

Have fun!!!

Tremayne and Dellany Higby said...

I would have a hard time choosing between those two sexy hubbers! Seriously, your dog is to DIE for. I love him, not that he even knows who the H I am, but you tell that slobbery face that I LOVE him!

jennster said...

that dog rocks!!! love him!!! want to pet him and kiss his face!!!

Megan said...

He is a handsome boy!

And dogs SO take up more room the the hubby!! They seem to think they need to stretch all their legs out in front of them instead of down. LOL

Sorry to hear about Al's uncle. Prayers for the fam.

Alexis AKA MOM said...

Wow licking ears! LOL

What an adorable family, those kids are too cute!

Peae out :)