Wednesday, April 18, 2012

Potty Mouth

Every now and then I will get an email from different businesses or other bloggers who want to do advertising on my blog or have me write a review about their product. Normally it's for products like sex toys romantic candles, and awesome hand bags, but I've never received a request like the one I received this morning.


I open my email to find the following message:



Dear Pooba Editor,

I came across your blog while looking for people who have talked about pooping and wanted to reach out to see if you were interested in sharing a graphic my creative team and I designed.


If you're interested - I'd love to connect.

Thanks!
XXXX XXXX




"Looking for people who talk about POOPING"


Do I really talk about poop that much? I thought I'd do a search for the word Poop on my blog to see if this guy was just talking out his ass.


I started listing these all so important pooping posts below but realized it is a never ending list. So I stopped at 14.






Am I really spending this much time linking up blog posts that talk about poop?


Yes. Yes I am.



Shit Happens Oct 20, 2010
When my apartment flooded with shit,


Aunt Kellah Must Have Extra Soft Carpet March 15, 2009
Logan poops on my carpet.





Smokes
Nov 24 2008
All about cat poop


At Least I Never Turned Into The Old Cat Lady. I Could Never Afford That Kind Of Lifestyle Anyway. Nov 6, 2009
More complaining about cat poop.





Is It Over Yet? Please Tell Me it's Over Now Apr 11, 2011
Where I simply mention that I look like I'm pooping in the photo. (Does that even count?)





A Child Was Born, The World Rejoiced, And There Was Peace Throughout The Land July 15, 2009
Where I share an embarrassing story about a bird pooping on my head.





What's Worse Feb 9, 2009
Where I question what's worse, cleaning up dog poop or cleaning up after a kid?


Nursing Is Not Just For Mommies Sep 17, 2009
Where I reference Tori Spelling when a friend's baby girl experiences PUTP (Poop Up The Puss)





Pake Lowell Aug 3, 2009
Where I experience my first fish pooping experience.


Pooba's Guide to Surviving Your Colonoscopy Jan 22, 2010
Where I share my advice on getting a colonoscopy.





Diaper Drama! Oct 10, 2008
Where I share my first childhood memory of pooping in my dipaer.





My Fantasy Footballs Sep 2, 2009
Where I talk about the football cookies that more resembled poop than footballs.





The Grand Pooba Cast June 1, 2008
Where I mention my pets and their poop.





I Think It Was Father's Day Jun 22, 2009
Where I again mention Logan pooping on my carpet.






Now if I do a search on the word "shit" I'm pretty sure 99% of my posts will pop up.


Holy Shit do I have a Potty Blog??

12 comments:

The Green Family said...

Hell YES! We LOVE IT! Ü

Patty Woodland said...

Did you know that when a goat runs and poops at the same time it looks like a salad shooter?
Just sayin'

Rebecca Jo said...

That is hilarious...

& for the record, the word going around our youth group lately is "pooplet" ... like a tiny little poop... you can work it in your next blog post :)

Kristina P. said...

Clearly, you should change your blog to "The Grand Poopa."

Liz @ A Nut in a Nutshell said...

Just goes to prove that you've got your shit together. ;)

Rita/Fighting off Frumpy said...

I'm surprised I haven't gotten such an email myself ... my entire blog is about poop, pretty much.

Stacy Uncorked said...

Kristina P. took the words right out of my mouth! ;)

Queenie Jeannie said...

That is hysterical!!!! Love you!

Eve Stein said...

Hahaha... I hadn't realized how much filth I was reading! Huh.
I'm really curious to know what the graphic is... will you be taking them up on their strange (but intriguing) offer? ;)

Alexis AKA MOM said...

Oh jeez, I think you may have problem. LOL just playing

LadyStyx said...

Not sure what's funnier.... the entry or some of these comments!

Hernandez Family said...

I think about poop and talk about poop daily! But, thats just a day in the life of being a mom.