Showing posts with label Comb Overs. Show all posts
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Sunday, January 11, 2009

Humping With the Stars



My Sis-in-law Sharon came up with a plan last year that the Silkman girls start a monthly Girls Night Out. This way we can all get together to catch up on the latest gossip, compare our sex notes, and have pillow fights in our underwear.


Isn't that what you do at Girl's Night Out?





Well our GNO in December was bit more exciting, Mama Silkman got us tickets to





We were all pretty excited and rightfully so, it was a great show. I was a little worried that the whole show would be, well, dancing with the stars. You know, watching the poor amateur stars make fools of themselves on the dance floor?

But nope, I was wrong. They brought out the real dancers too and they were amazing!





And they were all half naked.





Now I didn't know they were going to do this, but the producers integrated a "Magic Show" theme into the evening.

The women started out half naked and their clothes continued to disappear as the night went on! It was truly magical!





I just couldn't figure out why the men had to wear clothes, I mean didn't they get hot? Pretty disappointing in that facet.







But we had great seats!





And so did most of the guys!





The only problem I had was not where I was sitting, but who was sitting in front of me. Ladies and Gents, let me introduce you to the worst comb-over I have ever seen in my life!





Yep folks, it's real! And other than the sickening stench of B.O. that was radiating off this man, the night couldn't have gone better.





And unlike when I went to see So You Think You Can Dance, I didn't do any humping at this show.

There was plenty of that going on on the dance floor.