And Thanks For The Bum Crack

Our little trip to St. George over the Labor Day weekend was very relaxing.


Thanks to Brandon and Sharon for letting us stay at their house, you two are very gracious hosts. Thanks for letting me play with Waffles and for allowing her to slobber on me, I truly felt at home.


Thanks to De for taking Logan and I to see the movie Up, and for the endless supply of candy. I wish we would have had more time to go four wheeling with you. I love your kids and I hope you realize your daughter is the most beautiful child I have ever seen, even during the mullet stage.


Thanks to Mom for giving us her credit card, supplying all the food, and for letting us be our crazy selves. Thanks for letting us say the word vagina in your presence without plugging your ears screaming and running away. And most of all, thanks for still loving me even though I am a sinner.


Thanks to Bobra for assisting me in whooping Mom & Lin's asses in the game of nertz. I am still the reigning queen of nertz and don't plan to give up the title anytime soon. And another big thanks to Bobra for still loving my mom even though she sweats milk.


Thanks to Logan for your new found obsession with me, thanks for not letting anyone cuddle with you but me. Thanks for letting me play mom and take you to a movie and read you Green Eggs and Ham and for watching Thomas the Train with me. Thanks for your hugs and kisses and for always asking to come to Dozer's house and thanks for being sad when I leave.





Thanks to Albert for letting me take as many naps as I wanted and for coming to the pool even though you didn't want to. Thanks for getting me an ice cream cone at McDonalds and for feeding my pumpkin spice latte addiction. Thanks for being so kind to my family and for constantly making fun of my sisters. And thanks for not making me drink that glass of Wild Turkey.


Thanks to Lance for keeping my husband buzzed and entertained while I was napping & playing mommy with Logan, and a big thanks for making those oatmeal chocolate peanut butter bars and making me gain 5 pounds over the weekend.


Thanks to Lindee and Alyse for being open and honest with me and for babysitting Mona. And most importantly, thanks for allowing me to post these pictures on the internet.






Thanks for the pool entertainment.
















And for the synchronized swimming.







Thanks for letting me try to milk your walrus.








And thanks for the cute bum crack.