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So the other night, Mike and I accompanied Lin and Lance to some cowboy bar to celebrate some chick's birthday. I have no idea who's birthday it was and I'm pretty sure Lindee didn't either, I think she just wanted free cake.





Mmmmm....Cake.


What? Oh yeah, the cowboy bar. So when we were taking a break from the bull riding, Lindee started passing her phone around to show everyone some pictures that she had taken and eventually the phone was passed to Mike and I.





Little did Lindee know the danger in letting her phone leave her possession, especially with Mike around!


Mike, Mr. Practical Joker, took it upon himself to update Lin's facebook status:


"Ass warts again?! Really!!!???"


Oh yeah, that just happened. She immediately started getting comments on her status, it was hilarious. She didn't notice it until a couple hours later when she noticed she was getting a lot of facebook notifications.


Bahahaha! I'm still laughing...


And of course since it was on her phone, she wasn't able to delete the status update.


Bahahaha! I'm still laughing...


Fast forward a week to when my family all got together to celebrate Lindee's birthday. Mike and I put together a special present for our dear ass wart ridden Lindee.


First was 40 bucks for ass wart use only, as you can see by the picture, the money is specifically designated to be used for her ass wart problem:





And, because Mike and I care about her well being, we got her some ass wart ointment to get her started on her recovery.





Yeah, it was pretty much her favorite birthday present ever.


(But wait, that's not the end of the facebook drama....stay tuned)

Told Ya There Was More Where That Came From

So Mike is basically the king of magic tricks. He works with preschool kids who know him as "Big Mike". He is amazing with little kids, they all love him and ask for him by name. He has tons of tricks up his sleeves to impress the little ones and as you know, plenty of practical jokes to piss off the big ones.


And by big ones I mean me.


You've already seen a couple of his practical jokes of which he loves to capture on video. This lovely trick of his was actually on Christmas Eve before we went to my Dad's house for our Christmas party.


Mike had been waiting for me to get ready which apparently gave him some time to think up this lovely joke and of course set up a hidden camera. So anyway, here's yet another Pooba embarrassing moment:






If you couldn't tell, that was a bowl of water that I dropped all over me and the floor.


And of course Mike had to clean it up.

Sip On This!

So a while back I posted 4 facts about things I have learned from the past, of which included:


1. When you're at dinner with Mike, always check your straw before taking a drink!


Many of you were thinking, what the hell is she talking about? Well, this is what the hell I was talking about:





The ketchup wasn't half as bad as when I got a straw full of salt in my milk!!! I spit it out all over my pancakes, luckily I was done eating and luckily Mike didn't have his flip video cam on hand!


Yeah.


And there's more where that came from, You remember the little Maze joke don't you?


Yeah.


Oh, and to make matters worse, my dad has decided to get in on the action. We go to lunch almost every Friday and a few weeks ago we were at Faustina's where I was telling him all about Mike's straw jokes. He was pretty impressed.





As he should be.


During lunch I got up to go to the bathroom and before I left I said to my dad: "Leave my straw alone!"


Somehow in the time it took me to come back from the bathroom I had totally forgotten what I had said to him just a few minutes earlier. And of course, like an idiot, I grab my straw to take a sip of my drink.





Yeah, he had spread honey all over my straw. The straw that I knew he was going to do something to just a few minutes earlier. The straw that I grabbed anyway without thinking.


I don't know what my dad thought was funnier, me with sticky hands and face or the fact that the honey was so obviously gobbed on the straw that he thought I would notice it for sure.


Come on dad, you know me better than that.


Now, how to get these practical jokers back???

I Aint Afraid of No Maze!

Pooba v. The Maze
(Please pardon my dishevled look, I just woke up ok?)



December 20, 2010

Yeah, that just happened.