I'm Not Even Gonna Put Thanksgiving In The Title Of This Post Because It Is Way Too Late To Be Posting About Thanksgiving.

Yeah, I'm writing about Thanksgiving so what? It was only last year.


Whatever.


I got to have two Thanksgivings this year so now I'm twice as fat and will have to double the amount of excersize I do. Which is zero so I guess that doesn't really change. Thank God zero plus zero is zero.


No wonder I love math!


So Thanksgiving number one was at a friends house in Park City. Well, it was actually at a hotel and we didn't actually start eating dinner until midnight so technically it wasn't Thanksgiving Day. But it was hella fun!


This is Jake and his girlfriend who put on the whole Thanksgiving Shindig. Yes, they are wearing some sort of furry pajamas over their swimsuits. Had I known it was going to be a pajama party I would have worn my onsie!





Waiting for Thanksgiving dinner we had plenty of entertainment! Everyone had gone swimming earlier which is why they are all wet and ugly. Ok, just wet, not ugly.


At least most of them...






Don't ask....











We actually ate the dinner in one of the conference rooms in the hotel. We felt like we were in Alice in Wonderland with the Mad Hatter's chair at the head of the table.


Bad ass right?











We even went around the table and each of us told what we were thankful for. Yep, like a real thanksgiving, we don't eff around folks.


What was I thankful for?

WINE!

(Oh, and friends and family too. Pretty sure I included those. )





And finally, proof that dinner was a success:





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I'm Kind Of A Big Deal

I went to my friends house in Park City for a little Halloween get together. We hung out at his house for a bit and then a bunch of us headed to main street to partake in the Halloween festivities.


Here's a picture of us before we left, if you can't tell, he is a midget on stilts and I am little red riding hood. Sorry the picture is so fuzzy my cell phone sucks and I forgot my camera.




So M (the dude in the pic) was hilarious. Wherever we went, he had everyone laughing with that midget costume. He even won $100 for the best fricken costume ever.


Yeah, he's kind of a big deal (His shirt even says so).


Oh, and here I am with my severed wolf head. I carried him around in my little basket as a warning to others.





If ya couldn't tell, I'm a pretty bad ass little red riding hood.


Don't eff with me.

No Longer A Slacker Sister...

Fine Lindee, just because you're the spoiled child!


A few weekends ago my cute Dad took his girls, me & my sisters, to spend a night at the Homestead Resort just for a little getaway and quality time. Of course Lin brought her sweet lil Logan with her so we knew it was going to be quite a party!

And yes, Logan yet again has no pants. I think his dear mom here is just getting him prepared for his future career of sumo wrestling.




I don't know how this happens but when you get me and my sisters together, for some reason we resort back to being 12 year old girls. Here we are in all our maturity:




From left to right we have the lil sis Lindee, the big sis me, and the baby sis Alyse.




The evening proceeded in three stages.

Stage 1
Stuffing our faces with the assortment of treats that Dad always provides. We have no shame and things get really messy when we all get together. We played Apples to Apples with a make shift barrier to keep the pantless baby from ripping the cards to shreds and throwing them into the fireplace. We also turned on The Bee Movie to help distract the baby but unfortunately it distracted Lindee too, the queen of ADHD.




Stage 2
Splashing in the tub with Logan. We are not hard to entertain, this two year old is always the life of the party! And at this stage is where Dad slowly starts to wear down, I have no idea why that happened.




See? Who isn't entertained by this? You can rent him for your next big party as long as you pay me in advance and feed the little guy or at least let him drink out of the toilet. Oh, and you can't tell his mom.

Leave me a comment if you're interested.




Stage 3
Dad passes out from pure exhaustion as we continue to get more hyper by the second. Dad should know better than to fall asleep with us around, what did he expect would happen?




While we were torturing Dad in his sleep, little did we know that Logan went and peed in the corner of the bathroom. Way to go Lin! This potty training thing must be working!

Lindee is a woman of many talents and is determined to teach her son the most important skills in life.




This is when I begin to realize that Logan probably spiked our diet coke because I can't explain why or what is going on here.




Yeah we don't remember much after that, I think we all passed out at that point. But surprisingly we all servived the night so in the morning we were able to go check out the ducks that stick around in the middle of winter and the huge crater that Homestead is known for.




This is inside the crater, it was very cool! The water is 96 degrees so people are swimming and scuba diving even during the winter. It's 60 feet wide and 65 feet deep.




It was so foggy since it was winter but this is what it looks like in the summer:

So there's our crazy weekend with Dad.

Lindee, you may no longer call me a slacker sister!