I'm Not Even Gonna Put Thanksgiving In The Title Of This Post Because It Is Way Too Late To Be Posting About Thanksgiving.

Yeah, I'm writing about Thanksgiving so what? It was only last year.


Whatever.


I got to have two Thanksgivings this year so now I'm twice as fat and will have to double the amount of excersize I do. Which is zero so I guess that doesn't really change. Thank God zero plus zero is zero.


No wonder I love math!


So Thanksgiving number one was at a friends house in Park City. Well, it was actually at a hotel and we didn't actually start eating dinner until midnight so technically it wasn't Thanksgiving Day. But it was hella fun!


This is Jake and his girlfriend who put on the whole Thanksgiving Shindig. Yes, they are wearing some sort of furry pajamas over their swimsuits. Had I known it was going to be a pajama party I would have worn my onsie!





Waiting for Thanksgiving dinner we had plenty of entertainment! Everyone had gone swimming earlier which is why they are all wet and ugly. Ok, just wet, not ugly.


At least most of them...






Don't ask....











We actually ate the dinner in one of the conference rooms in the hotel. We felt like we were in Alice in Wonderland with the Mad Hatter's chair at the head of the table.


Bad ass right?











We even went around the table and each of us told what we were thankful for. Yep, like a real thanksgiving, we don't eff around folks.


What was I thankful for?

WINE!

(Oh, and friends and family too. Pretty sure I included those. )





And finally, proof that dinner was a success:





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Yeah Thats right, I'm Stylish. What?

Dude I leave the blogging world for a couple weeks and what do I get for it?


A freakin award that's what!





That's right, I'm pretty damn stylish and now I have proof. Jeannie says so and whatever Jeannie says goes. Don't doubt it. Don't be jealous. Just don't give up and maybe you too can be stylish one day.


Promise.


Okay, so this award wasn't really free, I actually have to work for it, here's the rules:
1. Thank and link back to the person who gave you this award.
2. Share 8 things about yourself
3. Pass it on to 8 bloggers
4. Contact those bloggers and tell them about their award


Here I go.


1. My armpits are a little sweaty right now.


2. I take steroids. (Settle down, not the illegal kind.)


3. I like to keep it a nice cool 60 degrees in my house. Yes Lindee I turn the AC on in the winter.


4. I just ended a 2 week long strike against my kitchen floor. I hate the linoleum and want my landlord to get tile so I decided it didn't deserve to be cleaned. Yeah, the strike didn't work because the linoleum is still there. Still there and now very dirty.


(I'm still on strike against my downstairs bathroom, I just can't forgive it for spitting up shit all over my house! Could you?)


5. I'm not sure if I believe in God and I am okay with that.


6. This year I gave the best Christmas gift ever. A fart machine.


7. I love my dads!


8. I'm a horrible texter. Text me and maybe, just maybe I'll text you back. And if I do text you back it will probably be a week later.


There. I did it. Half-assed but I still did it. Now to give it to peeps who actually deserve it!


Karin Katherine


Jason


Stacy


Julia


Suzi


DeAnna


Lindee (yes she's my sister but hello? Do you want me to never see my nephew again? That's right, she gets an award.)


Blue Violet


Alright you stylin bitches, come get your award!


Oh crap I almost forgot to thank Jeannie.


Thanks Jeannie!

I Aint Afraid of No Maze!

Pooba v. The Maze
(Please pardon my dishevled look, I just woke up ok?)



December 20, 2010

Yeah, that just happened.

Kindle Schmindle or Kindle Foshizzle?

I got a kindle from my company for Christmas.



I haven't opened it yet.


I've never been quite sure if I'd like a kindle or not. I love the fresh smell of a brand new book and keeping them on the shelf.


Doesn't it start to hurt your eyes after a while? I'm already on a computer all day guys. I mean come on, I don't think my eyeballs can take anymore computer time after looking at porn all day. What?


So what do you think, Kindle good or Kindle bad?

Wife Beater: It's Not Just A Shirt, It's A Lifestyle

*The following guide was inspired by actual events.



6 easy steps to win over the girl of your dreams


1. Show up on the first date in a wife beater.


2. Show up on the first date in your rusty low ride sixty-somethin Impala.


3. Brag about the your rusty low ride sixty-somethin Impala's bitchin sound system.


4. Make a point of driving the girl around the parking lot to demonstrate exactly how bitchin your rusty low ride sixty-somethin Impala's sound system really is.


5. After the first date continue texting her 10 times a day. Don't worry when she never texts back, that's just her playing hard to get.


6. And finally, the last but most important step of all, send her pictures of random body parts flexing in the mirror.

It is vital that you make sure your skin is nice and wet before you take the picture, this creates a glistening affect that further enhances your big man muscles.




Just follow these 6 easy steps and you are guaranteed to make the ladies swoon!

*No, I'm not kidding, this actually happened.