Butter Luck Next Time

It kind of just hit me that I have steppies. Yeah, I've got 2 sister steppies and 2 brother steppies.


Weird.


I've never had step siblings before, I'm only hoping this means more Christmas presents for me.


Me, and the hungry children of course. (I always think of the hungry children first.)


But, I think I like having steppies because it also means more weddings!




This is one of my new steppies Katie, she just got married isn't she gorgeous?






I loved her colors!





Never mind that her wedding was a month ago and I'm just barely posting about it....I haven't even posted about Easter yet! Fine, here's Katie and her new hubby on Easter:




You can tell they were made for each other.




The wedding was gorgeous, it was a beautiful day!






Everyone knows that I'm Logan's favorite but now I've got competition.




BIG competition.








Mike has been moving up in the ranks in Logan's opinion, but I'm destined to stay on top. This means war!






Ok, you may be wondering why I included a picture of the butter from our table at the wedding luncheon. Yes, the butter was great, one regular one raspberry, but that is not the reason why I took a picture.


I took a picture of the butter because of this girl:




She is constantly making me laugh....at her. So there we were, sitting at our table waiting for our food to be served and the servers come out and put the butter on the table first.


No rolls. No salad. Just butter.


As we continued to wait for the bride and groom I could see Lindee's face getting worried. I could tell she was really concerned. She continued to grow more and more anxious until she finally blurted out:


"I don't know why they brought out the ice cream before dinner, it's going to melt!"





And of course the table busted up laughing. Even the two strangers sitting at our table busted up.


I stupidly corrected her and told her it was butter, which I immediately regretted doing when Mike suggested that she eat it.


But it was too late, I had already opened my big mouth. After being with Mike for so long now I should have learned to keep my mouth shut and let her eat the butter.


Butter luck next time.

Tits Up!

Oh man I have soooo much to write and soooo little time to write it! I've decided I will have to write just bits and pieces. Better than nothing right?



Probably not, I know. Shut up.


Here's a little piece of my weekend:


Mike and I went to his parent's house in Sun Valley to celebrate Mimi's birthday (his Grandma). Mimi is not your typical grandma. Mike has told me this time after time with story after story but until you meet her in person, you can't really appreciate how unique she is.


I can't believe the things that come out of this old lady's mouth!

You know normally people will say things like "cheese!" or "smile!" when getting their picture taken.


Not Mimi.


No, as Mimi posed with her arms around Mike and I she yelled


"Tits up!"

Oh my god I love this woman!

Winner Is Revealed.....Bout Time!

Oh yeah, it's time to announce the winner of the $50 Target Gift Card!





But first I just wanted to thank everyone for entering the contest and supporting JD and his family. It is much appreciated!!


We we able to raise a grand total of:

$1,010



DeAnna says:

"Wow. I am in tears right now. Thank you so much, I am speechless. I am amazed at all the love and support from so many people, even people we don't know. It is such a humbling experience. Thank you everyone for your love and support!"

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And now for YOUR reward......The winner of the $50 Target Gift Card is.....
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Rebecca Jo!!


Congrats Rebecca Jo and thank you for your donation and all of your support! Now send me your shipping info so I can get this flippin gift card off of my hands.


High fives all around!




*Tiny tiny exclaimer: All contest entries were accounted for in a spreadsheet and the contest winner was chosen randomly using random.org*

Don't Worry

I will be announcing the winner of the $50 Target gift card....soon.


Soon!! I promise.


Did you know that we raised $1,010??? You guys are amaZAzing!!


In the meantime, DeAnna linked these videos on her blog and I thought they were hilarious. Mike and I laughed our butts off!


See? No butts:






Enjoy.


Episode 1







Episode 2







Episode 3







Episode 4





P.S.

Are you all ready for UTAH PRIDE this weekend???




I am!!!

Thank God For Vodka

Yesterday's text conversation with the lil sis:


Lindee: What you doing?


Me: At school and u?


Lindee: Just locked out of my friends house with my vodka.





Thank god for vodka.