Because I found a zit on my elbow.Yep, right there on the outer portion of the arm hinge, the olecranon to be exact. Not on my triceps, not on my forearm, but directly smack dab in the middle of my elbow amidst that wrinkly pliable skin.
I have Elbow Acne.
I immediately went to demolish the sucker in the bathroom. Though a little challenging using one hand, I was able to contort my body into the optimal pinching position and I executed the problem at hand, and at elbow.
I never turn down a challenge.
Nothin better then that feeling of accomplishment you get after pinching such a ripe zit. In fact I've been so high on triumph that I didn't even notice the SNOW falling outside my window.
And you know what? I don't care, I got to pop a zit today. And not just any zit, an ELBOW ZIT. One can only hope and pray that this elbow acne continues.
Yes, today is going to be a great day.
(My apologies for creating a whole post dedicated to an elbow zit, but if you know me well, then you know how exciting this day really is for me. My apologies go out to all the normal people out there.)
(I'd also like to apologize to my elbow for such tactless exploitation.)
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47 comments:
I just don't want to go there.....
And here I thought I was the only one who took pleasure in zit-popping! So glad your day was off to a great start!
Yikes at the elbow zit... I am really speechless!
And snow?!?! Yuck! I am not a snow person. That would make my day really bad. However, I am so glad you are having a great day!
Ewwww! LOL!
How do you even find an elbow zit? LOL I love the first snow of the year. :)
Lucky!
Just made my day!
UGH! I almost threw up my lunch...mmmmm binge and purge...I like that...lol!
Popping zits can be enjoyable I suppose. Victory. ;)
How did you make popping a zit sound upbeat and a good time?! Guess your elbow needs exfoliating too.
I just watched a very graphic and disgusting STD presentation at work yesterday, and you probably have syphillis.
There is nothing like popping a zit you are right, especially if it is one that hits the mirror with its force. Now that is awesome. ;)
I am impressed, I never catch elbow zits, good eye!
Very fun!! I am tempted to post a cruder comment anonymously. I think we could all go there with you on your zit excitement.
TMI :)
But I'd be happy to have it on the elbow and not the face, too. LOL
& here I thought the zit on the rear end was the most exciting.. I may have to change my opinion now! :)
I can not do that. I can not.
I popped one on my ass a couple of nights ago.
I would be embarrassed, but I'm still in shock that I had one on my ass to begin with.
The ones I get in my ear though... yeah. That SUCKS.
Girl, I am the QUEEN of zits and even I have never heard of anyone having one on their damn elbow! Where has that thing been anyway?
Gee, can't wait till the next time you get a pimple on your ass.
Justine :o )
I would have got a nail file and filed the S.O.B. to bits
that's what I do to zits on my butt
That really is very lucky. Because it wasn't right at the end of your nose. THAT is awful.
Chief cracked me up, BTW.
Dang elbow zit!
That was great:) *We're huge zit-poppers in our house-in fact, my 16 yr. old has two zits in his ear...and is so mad he can't reach them:( Here's to your new hobby my friend! So glad your elbow is top priority.
Sick and wrong. That is what this post is. I repeat sick and wrong.
Um......Let's not talk about the pimple (infected splinter) we found on Ellas foot that Mike and I had to exterminate...
Guilty as charged.
Too funny.
You crack me up!
OMG too funny! You and my hubby elbow zit people it totally makes his day too! Enjoy the snow ....so jealous!
I'm going with ingrown hair. Don't act like you haven't mentioned how self conscious you are about your hairy elbows. Hairy, zitty elbows.
Your secret is SO out.
But it's okay. I think Oprah did a show about that once. You are not alone...
Is there nothing sacred on this blog?:)
Hugs and Mocha,
Stesha
We are truly, truly soul sisters. Nothing gets me more excited than a great big zit.
Are you ready for this, Pooba?
Confession: I remember my really big one. It was in junior high...6th grade to be exact. I popped it in the girl's bathroom.
xoxo
you are crazy!!!! and I will send your elbow some Clearasil.
You're a mad man Pooba, a mad man... LOL.
An elbow zit? Never heard of it you are most definitely a pioneer in that department!
AHAHAHAHAHA! This post made me love you just a little bit more...heh, heh! :)
Where's your new post?? Are you still celebrating your zit pop??
LOL is it like chancing you husband around to pop a zit on his face or back. No clue why but that is something we do ... lOL ;)
*laughs* what was so satisfying about blasting that elbow zit? You're a crack up!
40 comments precede this one ... comments about ... you squeezing an elbow zit.
I'm still befuddled how a beautiful woman like you would even get a zit...
You are SO silly!!!
Snow? Already?? Yikes!
An entire blog about elbow acne. I never thought someone could pull it off so well!
who the fuck gets elbow acne?!?! LMFAO
OMG!
I have a bizarre spot on my elbow, it just wont go away, Im beginning to think its some format of growth/new life form.
I name him terry
LMAO!!! I would've liked to see you trying to contort yourself into the perfect zit-popping position! Haha!!
This is funny but the funniest thing to me is that you got 47 comments on it! Love your apologies at the end!
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