I. Am. Awesome.
If you're looking for any fashion tips or just wondering "How does she do it?" just let me know, I'll share all my secrets with you. Here are just a few:
- Stay out until 2 AM the night before
- Wake up 15 minutes before work
- Run into the bed post 2 1/2 times
- Trip over the cat on your way out of the shower
- Get dressed in the dark
If you follow these simple steps then maybe, just maybe, you can be as fashionable as me.
Maybe.
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Oh, that's how you do it!
What should I do if I don't have a cat?
That's Funny! Can I substitute a dog for the cat to trip over?
Oh, wow. You really ARE impressive. That's why I love you so.
I'm with Kristina - can I substitute a lazy, lumbering dog for the cat?
You. Are. Awesome.
If only I could be so cool!
And you don't have your own TV show?
Stay out until 2am? I am yawning by 7:30. I'm like your grandmother.
so how do you run into the bedpost 2 1/2 times...smiles. you are awesome!
I totally run into my bed! And sometimes, for fun, the wall.
Now that is impressive! I think I could learn a thing or two from you!
Where are the pictures?
I just caught up w/ some of your latest posts ha ha ah dew shay.
See that is what happens but I leave with one blue and one black shoe!
Well Done!
I was praying and hoping that one day you would share your secret to coolness : ) and now I know!
I once had a friend who wouldn't leave the house unless her bra and panties matched. Even if nobody would ever know but her.
I'll have to keep these steps in mind for the next time I want to be just like you! ;0)
I often find myself looking in the mirror at work and going "oh look my undies and shirt are the same color". Weird how that works out!
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