That's not the only thing I can't do, I can't read either. Well maybe it's not that I can't read, but it's that I don't bother to read or pay attention. To anything.
Case in point.
As I told you before, I am taking prenatal vitamins.
I keep these vitamins in the kitchen cupboard which is a very reasonable place don't ya think? Me too. So everyday I do the same thing, open the cupboard, take out the bottle, pop two pills in my mouth and down a glass of water.
It's a routine. It's never failed me. Until now.
Yesterday I reached into the cupboard to pull out my trusty bottle of vitamins and pull out these instead.
Exclusive P-450 Estrogen-inhibitor
Rapid Bio-Diffusion Delivery
Increases Muscle Mass, Strength, & SEX DRIVE.
You think I'd notice the difference between my husband's testosterone bottle and my vitamin bottle right?
It wasn't until after I was humping my refrigerator that I realized what had happened.
Yes, I am now sporting a nice full mustache, but on the plus side I was able to rearrange the living room furniture this morning with just my pinky finger!