That's not the only thing I can't do, I can't read either. Well maybe it's not that I can't read, but it's that I don't bother to read or pay attention. To anything.
Case in point.
As I told you before, I am taking prenatal vitamins.
I keep these vitamins in the kitchen cupboard which is a very reasonable place don't ya think? Me too. So everyday I do the same thing, open the cupboard, take out the bottle, pop two pills in my mouth and down a glass of water.
It's a routine. It's never failed me. Until now.
Yesterday I reached into the cupboard to pull out my trusty bottle of vitamins and pull out these instead.
Fine print:
Exclusive P-450 Estrogen-inhibitor
Rapid Bio-Diffusion Delivery
Increases Muscle Mass, Strength, & SEX DRIVE.
You think I'd notice the difference between my husband's testosterone bottle and my vitamin bottle right?
Wrong.
It wasn't until after I was humping my refrigerator that I realized what had happened.
Yes, I am now sporting a nice full mustache, but on the plus side I was able to rearrange the living room furniture this morning with just my pinky finger!
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Oh my gosh, I'm dying here! That's hilarious. This is so something I would do! Thanks for the laugh....
HA HA HA... on of your best posts!! That is hillarious!
This explains so much about you. I don't know what, but something.
Oh my gosh.... I busted out laughing... Did your husband take your Prenatal ones? Talk about role reversal!!!
You must be OUT OF IT in the morning... do the pills even look alike? That's hilarious!!!
I'm going to "PUMP you up"!!! Throw back to SNL!
ahahah, nice, funny post! Humping the fridge is something I do every day-- so good to know why! ;)
You are one funny chick! If I ever need a good laugh, I come to your blog. Thanks for the entertainment.
Oh my gosh, this is hilarious. Kellster, you sure know how to make me laugh. Like on Saturday, when you copped to stealing things from my house(you whore)...I busted up laughing in the middle of Phantom of the Opera, the play. Which apparently is frowned upon.
I'm hoping you grow a handle bar mustache.
I just had to click on the 'humping' label you have for this post, and guess what? You actually have 3 posts now with the label 'humping!'
I don't think I have any. I better try to catch up.
Somehow, I don't feel as bad for not knowing the difference between my astringent and my contact solution.
LOL! That is hilarious!
Yeah, I have to be careful too with all the pill my hubby takes. Too funny!!!
I bet your hubby loved the increased sex drive! ;)
Were you aware of how PAINFUL it is to have Earl Grey tea shoot out of your nose, while chokingly laughing?? Huh? Do ya???
Well.........at least you ditched the lobster for me.....that's something anway.......
HILARIOUS....and it's weird because that testosteron must be retro-acting...You got stupid and unaware just like a man before you even took them!
I can always count on you for a good laugh!!!
It's not that often that a blog makes me literally laugh out loud...except yours!!!
Happy April Fools day....this is a joke right? I cant imagine that you are really that blond. You're one of those genius blond's who mastermind to take over the world, right? I mean you are an organization freak so I cant imagine you slipping up on this one.
If I am wrong I owe you a gigantic apology!
Whether this is a true story or not, I was laughing hysterically at the thought of you humping the refrigerator and sporting a full mustache.
On the bright side, you can spell refrigerator, lol.
Sadly this story is very true. I'm telling you I just was not paying attention! It could happen to anyone right?
But that doesn't mean I'm not one of those genius blonds, because I am.
And yes Julia, I do mastermind to take over the world.
Apology accepted.
*Gasp* I cannot believe you took that! OMG!
Too funny!
But yeah, keeping the pills in the cupboard in the kitchen is absolutely reasonable. I've got my pills stashed in one of 3 different places depending on what I take them for. My nightly allergy pills are on my desk, my morning vitamins are on my nightstand (I take them before my feet even hit the floor in the morning) and the stuff to aid in digestion (as well as my antibiotics when Im on them) are in the kitchen.
HAHAH OMG! HAHAHAHAHA
Well I am gonna say this. I reach in the cabinet alot of times not looking.
I am gonna start.
:)
I guess the husband's pills effected you more than ya thought Pooba....check the last line on my entry. It tells ya where I got it from! *giggles* Silly gal.
OMG. You are killing me. I am snorting here.
I want to see that mustache!!!LMAO
Be careful you don't take them before bed, you might kill poor Al.
HAHA OK thank you! I thought I was the only one wondering why everyone was yakkin it up on there Wordless Wednesday!
If your husband is like mine, he won't care if you have a mustache as long as you want lots of sex. You are so funny!
OK so I was totally wrong. BUT I know what really happened. You were up doing those 1000 piece jigsaw puzzles again and were delirious the next morning. That's it!
I was going to ask you if you grew a sack, but then saw your response that it really did happen. Hope the facial hair disappears soon.
I would wind up doing the same thing.
My doctor says I have higher levels of testosterone.
It's because I'm a manly man.
Pinky finger huh? Your one funny lady!
Just think of all the ways this could work in your behalf! (Just don't stoop to leaving the toilet seat up...)
Hilarious!!
This is hilarious! I guess it's a good thing yesterday was hump day then after all. :)
Oh my god...but that fridge was so asking for it...slutty fridge..
Hi, just visiting from SITS! Your post was freakin hilarious!! Maybe I should get some of those pills for my husband... what's the name of them again??
did you really hump the fridge...what was that like??? ;)
HILARIOUS!!! I laughed out loud!
Bahaha - humping the refridgerator (did I spell that right?). Freaking hilarious.
Oh that is just so WRONG...love you!
Ok, seriously.. humpin the fridge.. you are too much girl!
I like it!
:)
OOOO I WANT SOME! GIMME, GIMME, GIMME
LMAO!!!
"humping the refrigerator" *snarf*
LOL! Now that is funny..I don't care who you are.
I'm not going to be able to open the refrigerator today without thinking of you!
LMAO!
OMG! I am laughing so hard that I started choking and just about woke up everyone in the house. That is too funny.
I will never be able to look at a vitamin tablet bottle or a fridge in the same way again... Too funny!
xo
Woopsies! LoL. At least there are some beneficial side effects!
Hi from China! Love the imagery of this one!
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OMG! LOL!
LOL!! soooo funny you are. Girls will be girls...totally my style.
hahaha..you are hilarious!!!
Nice!
My dear friend took her dog's pill recently but I am not sure which is worse???
ROTFL! xx
Best laugh of the week! Humping the refrigerator, huh? I think I may need some of that stuff!
FUNNY!!!! :) Happy SITS Day to you!!! :)
Omg...too funny!!! Happy SITS day!
That is too too great!
Happy SITS day!
Wow, you are so lucky... my husband can't even grow a proper mustache! (Hahaha!)
Too funny....
OMG - you just made me spit out my orange juice - that was funny!
You are hilarious! Again made me LOL....that's hilarious!
That's hilarious!!! Hope you didn't have to shave your beard for too very long!! ;-)
Thank you so much for putting a smile on my face. I cannot wait to read more!
Happy SITS!
That is HILARIOUS!! "Humping the fridge" Ha!!
hmm...now I know what to do when I'm lacking on libido...hehe! You are hilarious. Congrats on your SITS day!
You are too funny at least you didn't need any help with furniture after that. Happy SITS day.
You should never grab for a pill bottle with your eye clothes! Happy SITS!
Oh my goodness, I totally needed that laugh just now. This was hilarious!! :)
LOL! Oh my gosh you crack me up! The last 10 mins of non-stop laughter count as exercise, right?
So, was it good for the refrigerator too?
Hahahahahahaha!
happy SITSday!
THAT'S hilarious.
ROFL! That's hilarious! Maybe I'll have to try take some of that so I can get more done around my house! :) Enjoy your day in the SITS spotlight! Have a great day!
Ok so your blog is freakin' hysterical. Love it! Happy SITS day!
So funny! Love your blog!
I once took night time cold meds on my way out the door for work. Boy was that a long day.
Have a great SITS day.
Girlfriend, You are FUNNY.
oh that's too much! :)
Haha. Very funny post! Hi from SITS.
Stopping by from SITS!
Enjoy your day!
Norine
Oh! I can grow a moustache WITHOUT the aid of man-vites. How's THAT for a super power?
Too funny!
Give me some! LOL
That is the funniest thing I've ever read!!!!!
Can you take them and avoid the mustache at all? I'm down. Send some my way?
You might want to include some ginkgo supplements for the memory too! Baahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahaaa!
LOL!!!! That is hilarious! Sometimes I am so spacey I could see myself doing that, but I don't have any funny stories like yours!Happy sits day! Hope you have fun with it!!!
You are FABoosh!
Good think I haven't gotten my morning cup o'coffee yet! It would have been ALL over my monitor!
That cracks me up!! Why it is important to look before you leap.
LMAO! Oh my that's funny!!!!
Losing your mind is part of being a woman. I'm sure you were ok in the end, right? Just a little freaky day, ha ha...
Hahahah I was *this* close to buying my husband some "male virility" tablets at the health food store once as a joke. If they'd been $5 instead of $40 I would have.
I just loved the names, "Stallion Elixir," "Male XXX 1000" and such. Love it.
Just think what you could accomplish if you took them on a daily basis
Stallion Elixir- LOL
LOVE IT!
At least it wasn't Xtense! :P
Happy SITS DAY!
LMAO!!! That was some funny stuff.
Happy SITS day...and now you have all the bases covered.
You're phrasing in this post makes me think there is something wrong with humping the refrigerator....seriously is there...mine's always been so good to me. ;)
BlogBaby's BabyMama
HAHAHAHA! that is great!!
HaHAHaHa!! that is seriously awesome! lol. LOL!! :)))))
love the blog - you are too funny. i think i must follow...
cheers, sitsta!
Oh gosh, Diet Coke just went flying out my nose! Too funny.
Funniest story I've read in weeks!
Oh my gosh, this is hilarious!!!!!
I lol'd at the fridge mention....and co workers looked at me! Thanks for that
LOL oh my gosh too funny. I need to get my hubby some of those I want the bedroom furniture moved around
Haha - that is hilarious.
Visiting from SITS and you are a crack up! Oh, and from now on I'm going to be much more careful when I reach into the medicine cabinet. :)
Any chest hair to speak of?
Hmmm... those sound like they could come in very handy on occasion! It might be worth the mustache to have the manly strength that goes with it!
Laughing - out loud, for real! Hehehehe
And I thought it was just me...
Oh my stars I'm rolling! Humping the fridge.......you know, I'm on the downhill side of hormones, maybe my husband wouldn't mind the mustache if I was more in the mood!! LOL
yeah - those bottles look exactly alike! :) Maybe your hubster should start taking the prenatal pills to even the two of you out... a little role reversal if you will... :)
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Hee hee, hoo hoo, ha ha SNORT. Ow, my sides.
(The fridge-humping visual was just too much. For what it's worth, I pictured you with a very depraved look on your face, which only made it funnier.)
Oh, and I've struggled with this one, too. It's D-I-A-R-R-H-E-A.
I think.
Never humped the fridge, but I DO have a mustache!
I love the tags you put on this one - Embarrasing, Hubster, Humping, Weird. I keep wondering what other posts are going to have these tags....
I'm laughing so hard I have tears rolling down my face!
You hump your refrigerator too?? That's awesome.
But why does your husband need testosterone pills?? And how great is your sex life!?!
haha! Oops!
Hahaha, that is hilarious!
So funny. I think you've changed the way I think of my vitamins from here on out!
I think I would've completely freaked out if that happened to me!
Stopping by from SITS!
LMAO! That is hilarious! awesome post. stopping by from SITS! You are funny, girlfriend! :)
this post totally made me laugh out loud! I loved it.
I have really been enjoying your posts and I am so going to come back here more often.
Classic: It wasn't until after I was humping my refrigerator that I realized what had happened.
Happy SITS day!
ROFLMAO that is hysterical.
Humping the refrigerator! LOL!!!!
Yes, you're kind of a dufus. We may be relatives :)
Ok, so yeah...we may just be the same people all together, tee hee ;-) How was the fridge anyway...any good?
Jamie :)
At least the refrigerator got something out of your mistake. : )
Welcome to SITS! We are excited to have you!
Too funny!
Oh My Gosh that was too funny!
So that is the secret to having muscle! I won't ever exercise or lift weights again. Man, all that time I've wasted and I just needed to swallow two pills.
Aren't you glad they weren't Ex-Lax?
You would be great to pull a joke on and video. I would probably win the $100,000 America's Funniest Video. :o)
That's why I have MarvMan keep his diet pills or whatever they are (he says they're muscle builders or whatever, but c'mon, he only takes 'em right before he's got a physical fitness assessment and he's got to make tape) in the bathroom. My vitamins and daily herbals are in the kitchen. Otherwise, I would so be in your shoes at least once a month!
HAPPY SITS DAY!
oh my god, i am cracking up. my husband divies out the vitamins every day or i would forget. I better hope he is paying attention, or for that matter i better keep him happy so he doesn't slip something extra in there:)
hmmmm... i might have to give that a try.
LMAO!!!! Especially at the "humping the refrigerator" bit!!!
Happy SITS day!
No freakin' way!! How could you even take that, LOL. I think that's one of the funniest things I've ever heard!
:)
~Tabitha
OK, now that's funny! Enjoy your SITS day!
Oh.my.good.gravy!
Okay...so i'm visiting from SITS, playing catch up! Wanted to say CONGRATS on your feature...and HA HA HA, thanks, I needed that...I'm laughing out loud....now I know you probably weren't laughing about that mustache, but as my niece says "good golly" that's funny! Thanks for sharing!
Always,
Sarah Elizabeth
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